i have a thing for hammers and sickles. (brownie points if you can
figure that out)<br />
<br />
and. . . i have "all good things" by nelly furtado permanently
stuck in my head.
this website has not done me any good.
on many occasions, i have done that cute thing people do in the
movies where you practice talking to someone in the mirror.
is that i don't admit private things in public
uhh...that i'm too private for all shmoes to read "the most private
thing i'm willing to admint"
i'm picky when it comes to dating. i know what i'm looking for and
won't waste my time. or hers.
i own a several hand held gaming devices specifically to play
pokemon.
i like to have my neck nibbled
hm...
but it says private?
c'mon-- some mystery is important.
i'm not into secrets but i'm not gonna share private stuff with the
whole world. my ex's mother might read this;-)
is that there are no private things i'm willing to admit here.
i'm slightly nerdy.
anything and all
my mother made me gay. she did! when i was in cub scouts, she had
me dress up for our pack's 4th of july skit as... betsy ross! i'm
sure that doing drag at such a young age was entirely responsible!
;)
i go to therapy twice a week and take an anti-depressant.
i did not care for skyrim.
i don't like snakes, their scary. i might let you force me to hold
one. but i wont enjoy it.
i fit in most standard duffel bags. or, at least, i did last time i
tried.
i have no patience.
i like to keep private things private.
i actually have a really good singing voice
nice try...
i'm the first in my family to go to college.
i'm seeking someone with a giving nature who will bring me flowers,
someone who has a refined palette.
i like being scratched?
i love the mystery meat wrapped in an enigma that is bologna.
isn't this private enough?
a lot of you claim to be one of three things: 1) great at scrabble,
2) a lover of scrabble, 3) the best at scrabble. therefore, i offer
you this full disclosure, free of charge! i enjoy playing scrabble
(and many other board games), but i play my way. i cheat as much as
possible, i make up dirty words and giggle at them, i don't care if
i lose points-wise (i probably will), i'll dare you to look up
words that seem oddly plausible, and i will have the most fun of
anyone at the table. it's the best. i think my play style is very
representative of my personality. playing by the rules is for
chumps.<br />
<br />
sometimes i think it's really sexy when ladies are dressed like
gentlemen, or vice versa. like, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf_l3egqvl8" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">convincingly so</a>.<br />
<br />
speaking of this: i'm like a 1.7 on the kinsey scale. i meet fewer
men than women that i'd melt for.<br />
<br />
(also i may or may not be slightly terrified of butterflies and no
i am not being cute)
ask me cause itz hella funny
nope
when i was in elementary school i had a crush on rainbow brite.
i suffer from a sometimes crippling fear that i am wasting my
life.<br />
<br />
but i always get over it... mostly
over sensitive and prone to stressing out occasionally. im a pretty
open book, yes thats very clich and so is this.
fetishes, quirks, etc. are meant for conversations down the line in
a relationship. as to something i can volunteer here... i like to
quote lyrics to a song in a conversation or actually try to sing
part of a song in relation to a topic.
i love to learn something new eachday!
:p
i don't want to have kids until<br />
i'm over 30...and i'm not even 100% sure i want to have kids.
is that i won't tell you on here.. but happy to share stories over
a glass of wine
i'm a true virgo and i can come off cold if i don't know someone. i
don't always notice it, but once i get to know someone i open up
completely. living in nyc for awhile amplified that attitude in me.
:-\
i watch american idol religiously.
that i signed up for ok cupid.
i can't spell! thank you spell check for getting me through college
:)
ask me in person and i will tell you! =p
i like to sing sometimes when i'm riding my bicycle.
i am too nerdy for my own good sometimes.<br />
((i rock a black lantern power ring))
i have a habit of losing small things such as keys and credit cards
in my apartment. also, i'm not quick to respond, so don't feel
offended if i don't reply right away.
i own an ss officer uniformno i am not actually a nazi, and no i
do not harbor any nazi sympathies. if you're the type of person to
be offended by this, despite the qualifiers, feel free to send me a
nasty message as it will amuse me. however, if you are the type to
find it intriguing or sexy, feel free to message me asap. we
probably have a similar eye for aesthetics.<br />
<br />
i have a <a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=fetish">fetish</a> for
<a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=converse">converse</a>,
<a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=mismatched+socks">mismatched
socks</a> and <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=striped+stockings">striped stockings</a>. (not for
all three at the same time, mind you)<br />
<br />
i have only recently started listening to music, and my genre of
choice is surprising to most. until a year or so ago, there was a
small handful songs that i enjoyed the sound of, but i never really
felt the urge to own an mp3 player or play music while at home.
this changed recently, aswith great reluctancei have realized:
<strong>i really, really like rap music.</strong> i am well aware
that this is not the sort of musical preference one would expect of
a pale white guy who wears black skinny jeans and converse, but we
very rarely choose our own preferences.
nice try.
i like to get up early in the morning.
my member was separately and unsolicited-ly described as perfect by
my last three pertners. tmi? probably.
there are no real secrets to my family and friends
i can be a fighter but i am really a lover....
i've placed in a spam eating contest every year for the past 5
years!!
im clumsier than id like to be and a little more awkward than i let
on.
not appropriate at this point.
i may get emotional during sad movies...
...that i wore a black prom dress. with ruffles.
the most private thing i am willing to admit is really anything.
that said, some friends of mine might at some time see this profile
and i dont want to scar them for life. therefore i will share with
you this little tid bit. i wanted to be oscar the grouch when i
grew up.<br />
<br />
not sure when that changed.
how about i change the question to: what are people surprised to
find out about you?<br />
<br />
-i once had a job taking care of 3 wolves<br />
-i used to restore antique quilts<br />
-i have harvested rice in china<br />
-i started my first business when i was 8<br />
<br />
of course there's more, but life is boring without surprises.
for me to know and for you to find out
sometimes i talk in a deep, manly, almost barbaric voice, i can
really ham it up. only a few people have seen those antics though.
i enjoy conversation full of provocative thoughts and witty remarks
with occasional, yet frequent, flirting.
i will tell you if you become a good friend of mine
i do crossword puzzles and leave the finished ones lying around so
people can see how smart i am. i hide the ones i can't solve.
i'm a closet nerd.
i once won a contest for impersonating a "prairie chicken"...hmm
i want to be an amateur comedian for the rest of my life.
i don't understand reddit ._.
i want the font that tufte uses in his books. there, i said it.
i drank your milkshake
anything. all you have to do is ask.
if you ask, i will answer!
okay, full disclosure: i play in a nine-piece ukulele band.<br />
if i just lost you, have a nice life!
actually..a lot.<br />
admittedly, yeah i can be pretty awkward sometimes, not like your
uncle bob with the receding hairline and bad stashe' awkward...i'm
more like the guy who unintentionally stands out a lot. a.k.a the
hilarious white guy dance..guy. and i enjoy the hell out of
it.<br />
but if you can look past that, i'm actually a hell of a lot of
fun,<br />
and i'll spin you a few good stories<br />
:p
you wouldn't believe me anyway, so nevermind. :-p<br />
<br />
random fact: i was bitten by a (presumably) radioactive insect,
exploring the exclusion zone at chernobyl. any day now i'll
discover my super-powers. any day...<br />
<br />
another (not very) secret:<br />
i get lower auto insurance premiums than you - despite being male
and having a (very) fast car. how is that fair? well, there's a
trick to it...<br />
but i plan to get an electric car and build my own solar powerplant
to help fuel it. (i've done a bunch of smaller solar projects. i
love the permanence of it - building something that can run forever
- the other parts will fail before the power source does.)
oh i don't know; aren't these good topics to be discussed in
person? i'll tell you then!
this is a poorly designed question.
i wear womens sox. i like to mix match when i'm feeling randy.
i'm not actually 5'3; i'm 5'2 and three-quarters. shhh...
i get more of my news from jon stewart than i'd like to admit.
"flat on the bottom and i like it like that." ;)
i have webbed toes
i own 20 sided die.
i have nothing i want to admit here.
i like to sing in the shower...
nothing, this is the internet...
that i really want to fall in love...
i ran away from pre-school.
i am obsessed with aron ralston
i'm strawberry blonde - which manifests itself in less sunny
weather as a reddish brown, but when i go to sunny places it turns
hay-colored with red tones. strange, but cool.
i really wish i had someone tht understand me (and my son) tht i
could spend my free time with, it kind of sucks some times doing
things alone
i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours ;).
i've seen home alone 100 times and can/still do, rap ice ice baby.
anything you have the balls to ask me.
even though people see me as social and confident, i have a shy,
tentative underside to me.
sometimes i tear up when listening to my favorite music. even if
it's eminem or, like, pitbull. oh yeah, and i guess that means i
have to admit i love pop music. deal with it. my number one
favorite song of all time is "love the way you lie" by eminem and
rhianna, so let's talk about its politics.<br />
<br />
i'm demisexual. demisexuality, for me, means my sexuality is
limited to only to those with whom i have a deep connection, and
sometimes then only under circumstances. demisexuality does not
mean i'm not romantic (in fact, i'm hopelessly romantic), and it
does not mean i'm not interested in physical contact.
i keep a toy story little green man plush toy.
there's little or nothing i'm not willing to admit. so you'll just
have to ask.
that i am a rather private, shy person, so sometimes it takes me a
little while to get the conversation going, but the once i do i
don't shut up.
i have a tattoo of an atom on my bicep. yes, i'm that nerdy.
i scream at scary movies.
i'm reading the song of ice and fire.
sure, i'll just tell random strangers on the internet private
things about myself. that seems both safe and wise.
most private thing i am willing to admit publicly? geez. that
wouldn't make it private i guess. haha. i guess i am more of a
homebody or hermit than i would like to admit, i am fairly shy, and
have a hard time making friends because of it.
i love a woman with pretty feet
i cut my own hair - sometimes thats a good thing...sometimes its
not...
well i'm not admitting it on here! what if someone sees it? ha!
actually i'll tell you later if you care to ask. i'll have to think
of something tho.
love is tough
moving across the country was scary. and i am still a little scared
everyday.
i do drag shows a few times a month and i'm real good at it check
out my youtube channel aliciamarie415 yes that's me
i mistakenly used the dalai lama's porta potty at an outdoor talk
he did just outside of delhi. i maybe, just maybe, should have
noticed the beautifully decorated tent keeping it shady from the
hot sun. and then i had that sinking feeling once inside... wha?!?
a carefully folded white towel! something's not right here.
thankfully the security monk was laughing about the whole thing
afterwards. btw, hhdl uses dove soap. and yes, i believe that this
happy accident will result in me being reincarnated into a better
life. i also got in touch with my inner larry david.
one or more of the things on the right are not true.
i like women with an edge to them.
really do i have too?<br />
i blush easy!
probably isn't about me.<br />
<br />
actually, i'm not a particularly private person. so i'm not really
sure what the metric is. i guess that would be something like
"what's the thing i'm willing to reveal that i'm closest to not
being willing to reveal"?<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
i once tried to fire a nerf weapon with my forehead and wound up
injuring myself on an upright piano.<br />
<br />
but i don't exactly keep that card close to my chest.
i'll tell you later.
it took me forever to actually fill out that profile. and i needed
2 good friends almost forcing me to do it.
i always use proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation in emails,
texts, and instant messages.
not here
1) i've been single for 4.5 years. i am open and willing to share a
lot of me with the right person, but until that person enters my
life, i'll stay mostly an enigma. but really, i'm not hard to read,
i'm just too honest. i get it; it is confusing. if i love you i'll
never let you go, even if it doesn't "work out." warning: if i like
you, i will be too scared to relax around you at first. sigh.<br />
<br />
2) i'm not here looking for dates...but that is just an
expectations management policy.
i'm on okcupid.. and i like listening to dubstep when i go for runs
nothing. this whole thing is sorta embarrassing.
there was a spelling error in this profile before. quite
embarrassing. and none of you pointed it out. i would have totally
fallen for you if you had.
i'm scared of snakes, but i would jump in front of my woman and a
snake if needed. warning! do not attempt to see if this is true. :)
got to get to know you better first
it's so private i don't even know.
i secretly love getting new socks since they never really feel as
good on your feet as the day you first open the package. but then
again that's really just awesome not private
my first paycheck made me feel like i had sold my soul. money will
never grant me happiness, even if it can grant things that are fun
and supply me with things i need to live.
b.o. kicking old-worlders nauseate me as much as the next
amerikaner, but if i had a bidet i probably wouldn't shower for
months either.
i've had 5 open heart surgeries.
i love potato chips........
mmmmm... ill probably admit almost anything... someone just needs
to ask :)
it's private :)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i have scars from my brief career as a fast food cook (don't worry
it was in hs)
was in a relationship for 14+ years. my last one was for a year.
i'm not good at dating, so i'm not here for that. i'm here to just
make friends to hang out with, etc. not ready to exactly jump on
the horse again.
nothing here...do people actually admit private things in this
section? seems a little awkward.
we will keep that private until i get to know you a bit.
aside from my bellybutton being an innie, the older i get, the more
i realize i don't know ...
i've been watching this season of the bachelorette, and enjoying
it.
i can't really think of anything, i'm pretty much an open book.
i do a really good horse impression. seriously.
i'm a sucker for kangol hats ... you men are so sexy when you're
wearing one.<br />
<br />
i also have this thing where i have to finish things. so yes, i'm
going for the 1000 word thing, but it's getting kinda hard to keep
talking about myself when i really don't feel like laying it all
out here.<br />
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guess you'll just have to get to know me to find out.
i'm not super private
i am self critical. i work hard at being content- i'm ambitious.
some day i want to get married, but not settle down. i'm not sure
if i want kids- i worked with kids for several years, but i want to
travel and spend my energy on my career and travel. i'm a romantic.
i was shy in highschool
i read scifi and fantasy smut and i loooove it. also i really like
the way my legs look when they're shaved (for cycling), which is
totally vain, but they do look good...
i'm attracted to masculine guys.
i was like madonna's song, released nov. 1984, until i was 29.
i'm an open minded person so for now this is a trick question
i'm afraid of fish. i love snorkeling. yeah, i know: weird. too
much shark week as a child.
if you are curious, just ask!
pshh not without a date first.
what they say about chileans is true.
i pleasure myself. i don't find anything wrong with a womyn knowing
what makes her feel all good inside, literally. lol.
hmmm
if it is online then it is not very private is it.
you have to meet me for that answer.
i climb trees.
that thing is staying private.
i like to play scottish music on my violin.
i still don't understand dupstep.
i'm not sure about this whole internet dating thing, but this site
seems fun.<br />
<br />
and i am somewhat neurotic in the woody allen sort of way:)
i'm kind of a closet madonna fan. ahhh, that felt really good
i have an unhealthy dependence on certain songs in order to get
through the day.<br />
also, i peg.<br />
that is all.
i'm still in the process of mastering the art of parallel parking.
i never had to do it where i grew up. here, it's either parallel
park or spend 20 minutes driving around looking for an end spot.
haaaa! i almost fell for it! i like to keep this to a face to face
conversation...
to win wimbledon like my junior coach predicted
i go to scareapy once a week to tell my doctor lady all about my
<em>feelings</em>. brains are so weird! and cool, and amazing. and
weird.
not really private, but i enjoy guns. a lot! :)<br />
and i still love going laser tagging.
visions of you<br />
my best friend<br />
morning smiles<br />
won't ever be able to say<br />
won't ever be able to say<br />
angels of our name<br />
happiest i've ever been<br />
for my sweetheart<br />
for sparky<br />
good morning<br />
thinking about you<br />
the best surprise<br />
mi amor<br />
truly honored to be yours<br />
for you, my love<br />
i'm pretty much an open book. nothing to hide and everything to
offer if asked. i'm pretty much an open book. nothing to hide and
everything to offer if asked.
i like watching spongebob far too much for someone who claims to be
a grown-up
n/a
nope. not gonna do it. i will literally answer any question you ask
me in person, but i think this is a stupid profile question.
i had to wear teva sandals on my first day of middle school because
i cut my foot really badly when i accidentally flipped a tractor
into a pond on top of myself while cutting the neighbors'
lawn.<br />
<br />
still traumatized by the tevas.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/13/fashion/online-dating-as-scientific-research.html?pagewanted=all
do people really lie that much? do i lie too and not notice it?
i've tried to steer towards understatement rather than
exaggeration. this is probably why i'm not in marketing.<br />
<br />
honesty and directness are very much appreciated. ignore ridiculous
social standards of what is acceptable, all questions are okay with
me. some rules are best broken.<br />
<br />
friends have described me as a bit more kinky, queer and horny than
average. i think i'm simply comfortable with body and mind.<br />
<br />
i've had multi-year relationships and short flings. at this time i
am open to either.
i neglected to keep wearing my retainer. so now my teeth aren't
straight anymore =( --- biggest and most ironic mistake of my life!
i was once pantsed in front of about 4000 people. embarassing, but
memorable.
an infomercial once made me cry. i can't remember which one but i
think it involved old people on the ground.
well... yeah.. ok.<br />
<br />
i'm here on okcupid to meet new people, make new friends and
perhaps meet someone special i can share myself with.<br />
<br />
one of my best friend met his wife through this site, and urged me
to try it out.
well, i have the regulation number of body parts, and as far as i
can tell they're all in working order so i can't pull something
easy out like i have a 3rd nipple. if you've really made it this
far, i guess the revelation that i'm a closeted nerd a) won't come
as a huge surprise and b) won't prevent you from reading just one
more of these little boxes.<br />
<br />
and when i'm really bored i'm both narcissistic and introspective
enough to really enjoy going through the okc questions and
providing explained answers. seriously, i have wayyyy too many
answered questions. it's getting to be a problem.
i am not, and will never be, tidy. i will never care how the towels
are hung or if shoes are haphazardly kicked off by the front door.
but wet sponges gross me out.
i'm a witch. now, if you really know what that means it shouldn't
freak you out! i once taught a workshop at good vibrations. and i
have a lot of the qualities of my okc name.
i drink scotch in bed after a long day.
i used to have a crush on bugs bunny &amp; would kiss the t.v
i'm a bit lonely since my golden retriever died a few months back.
sometimes i cry watching movies:<br />
something for joey<br />
old yeller<br />
brian's song (the gale sayers story)<br />
revenge of the nerds i - iv<br />
shakes the clown (if you've actually seen this movie...we may be
soulmates).
i'm in an open relationship, so looking for people who are used to
being involved in this way.<br />
<br />
i'm somewhat kinky :-)
i'm pretty open about stuff if you are trustworthy.
will tell you in person....
i'm gunna be the next american idol
i sing christmas songs year-round.
its not really private, but i am a huge nerd. my work is
selling<br />
games; they are a huge part of who i am. fair warning, if you<br />
asking me how much damage a magic missile does, i will ask you what
level wizard you are.<br />
<br />
http://i.imgur.com/tlebx.gif , http://i.imgur.com/ssozg.gif
i am afraid of heights but really want to go skydiving and
routinely jump off cliffs while snowboarding. what does it mean? i
have no idea! i guess i enjoy scaring myself sometimes.<br />
<br />
edit - actually i don't guess - i know i love scaring myself haha.
i am in love with my <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=yoga">yoga</a> teacher. adam, if you read this, i
want to have your children.<br />
<br />
update: adam got punched in the head or something. the last time i
saw him, he had this terrible <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=bruise">bruise</a> above his left eye. i spent the
entire class trying to convince myself that this made him seem
tough and ruggedly handsome, but it was kind of an epic fail and i
am not longer in love with him.<br />
<br />
update 2: adam seems to have healed up, so i love him once more.
did you know that in addition to being certified to teach ashtanga,
iyengar, and bikram yoga and being hot, adam has a degree in
physics? so amazing.<br />
<br />
update 3: because adam is the most popular part of my profile
(second only to that week where i had a picture of my naked back),
i want to let you all know that adam seems to be growing a soul
patch. as you can imagine, this is a very confusing and difficult
time for our (largely nonexistent) relationship. i'm not sure where
we stand.
i have a profile on okcupid.
i'm really not that complicated.<br />
<br />
also, i'm likely the girl all the bad guys want for a reason.<br />
<br />
i'm probably the girl all the good guys want for the exact same
reason, too.
im sensitive (dont tell anyone)
i like singing in the shower
i am shit at spelqling
i own a tv, eat meat and live outside of the 7x7. according to all
the profiles i've read, i've managed to achieve some sort of evil
trifecta. but despite all that, i'm someone worth knowing.
i want to have kids
i'm an open book. ask and i'll probably tell.<br />
<br />
examples: i have way more impractical sexy underwear than everyday
ones, i think wrists are incredibly sexy, i would eat human flesh
if it were offered to me, i don't have as much of a moral code as i
should sometimes, i adore pangolins.<br />
<br />
i'll save some for <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=real+conversation">real conversation</a>
not for public consumption
i'm good at ironing because i hate folding laundry.
i tend to be pretty open (and irreverent)...can't think of anything
i won't admit to, if you ask nicely :-)
tosh.0 cracks me up.
i may or may not be the batman.
my age lol
...tell you later.
i don't like it if people touch my belly button. i used to be
afraid my guts would fall out.
i believe in being very open with people that i am close to, but i
need to get to know someone pretty well before i feel comfortable
really confiding in that person.
my rabbit died on easter one year....
sometimes i think i'm the best at nearly everything, until someone
humbles me, then i think i'm the second best.
this is a silly question. the most private thing i am willing to
share with whole of the anonymous population of the world is
probably not very private once it has been stated here. :)<br />
i would say it's that i have a pair of black and red boxers with
lobsters on them. i'd like to think that the connotation is that i
am pinchy or that i would like to be pinched or that some one some
where is partaking in some sort of pinching proclivities. i would
hate to think what else that could mean. that's pretty damn
private. err... well it was private until i wrote it here. i
probably should not have written any of this.
i'll admit those things to you privately.
see what's in my purse above.
would not be broadcast on line.
i'm trying desperately to gain weight and failing.
i won math awards in high school. i doubt too many people would
admit that.
the more i am attracted to you the more speechless i
become...processing non verbal information. i will get over it soon
enough, but my sensory priorities are kinesthetic, visual and a
distant 3rd is auditory.
i still believe in magic.
i don't understand this prompt. by what metric am i to judge the
"most private" thing?<br />
<br />
i don't really believe in secrets, so ask me anything i suppose.
i used to play computer games professionally and then i grew up.
sometimes i just stay at home and do nothing.
i've got your back.
i believe in destiny and monogamy
i love motown!
i pooped my pants in 1st grade because at the time i was painfully
shy and too scared to ask my teacher to use the bathroom because
she said that it was absolutely not an option to use the bathroom
during the state cat test. she was also 157 years old, had white
hair, wore pink lipstick and scared the begeezus out of me. my apu
(grandma) had to be called to pick me up. i was so completely
embarrassed. it hasn't happened since though, i swear.
i'm from kansas city...and i play chess
i'm not sure i have it all figured out yet...
no personal truth is taboo for me to tell, just the right situation
or conversation has to come up to tell! if you wanna know, just
ask! :)
ummmmmmm. really? now? lets see...i think its really important to
use a daily exfoliating cleanser.<br />
and, oh yeah: i have a good mix of strength and vulnerability.
don't like eating with my hands. i'll even eat a pizza with a knife
and fork if possible.
i did just admit to watching bill maher on friday nights...
i carry a lot of things in my purse in case of emergencies.
my middle name is earl
i love sexy women
i don't really have anything that private that is worth admitting.
i eat white rice with thousand island dressing.
i'm kinky. if that isn't a plus, we shouldn't date.<br />
<br />
i've been in poly and monogamous relationships. i could go either
way at this point, for the right person. i believe in clearly
laying out the boundaries of a relationship instead of guessing and
assuming.<br />
<br />
unconfirmed reports indicate that i might have slow danced to bad
touch at senior prom.<br />
<br />
i'd like to have a family someday. i think i'd be good at that.
here? i grew up in texas....
that i have an extremely strict policy against ever lying, so if
one asks the right questions, i guess i'm gonna have to admit to
anything, so long as it's true. it occurs to me to mention that i
know i tell the truth more than most, and don't expect the same
thing. i'm not one of the judgmental types.
hmmmm...really nothing is private.. one time in 5th grade, i got
one of those craft pom-poms stuck up my nose.
i absolutely loved walking "nekkid" on the beach in st. maarten.
lady gaga - bad romance, ever see the music video? fill me up with
enough beer and liquor and you may get to see the entire dance
choreography, in its entirety if we just so happen to hear it at a
bar or club.
i talk to my dog...
i do have a crush on my self
that's classified government material
i once tripped and landed prone on the ground on a first date...
i have a major ice cream addiction. thank god it's the one food
that every place i've traveled to has managed to do right!
i have hidden talents that i don't even know about! also, i have a
crush on the staff robot and will mess up just to see him pop up.
is that, one of my personal life goals is to work at disneyland as
a movie character at some point.
i'll share almost anything, just ask...
i am a simple girl and i can't handle complicated relationship.
i give woman roses all the time - i actually started growing them -
eliminated the middle man lol
um, if this is meant to be yet another space to be creative or
spontaneous, i guess you'll just have to trust that i make up for
that through other channels.....
i'm insane
my great grandma is 103 and still dancin'.
i'm not. you want to know something? ask me in person.
i love romantic comedies. true story.
ha! good try okcupid :).
talk to my cats by meowing.
hallie: i'm looking for a double date on ok cupid<br />
<br />
hillary: one of my greatest fears is eating with spoons.
there is a video of me at the age 4 sitting in front of the
christmas tree telling my dad what i want for christmas. the only
thing making it hard for me is my finger in my nose.
i will admit....i can be a little gross. i grew up with brothers.
but i think people are too squiminsh and should get over it. if you
fart, i fart. if you pick your nose, ill probably help you out.
space and boundaries should and will be broken if you let me :p
we'll leave the private stuff to unfold over time.
http://fresheggtarts.tumblr.com<br />
<br />
yes, i'm a tumblr addict.
it's private for a reason, no? mssg me if you wanna find out.
:)<br />
other than that, i think i suffer from ocd! haha
i like to cuddle, but i'm still all man. oh and the movie up made
me cry.
i find sex and intimacy go hand in hand.
i admit that in private, i'm full of surprises...
perhaps i'll admit something private in person.
i wear size 14 shoes...
have dinner
i have never paid for a haircut. ya that's pretty weird.
i'll always love french fries more than you. always. (it's just a
fact!) at best, you can only come 2nd to french fries...
everything here is a lie.<br />
<br />
the biggest truths can not fit inside our lives. they crush us, the
own us,they destroy us.<br />
<br />
and we hunger for more.
i got kicked out of daycare. i'm not kidding. ask me why. :-)
i'm afraid to come out to my parents. =[
things i'm willing to admit.<br />
-i have gone skiing with shorts on.<br />
-since my freshmen year in high school i have kept the stub from
every movie i've seen.<br />
-i don't have a favorite color, but it used to be green.
i tend to laugh at inappropriate times...like when someone gets
hurt, or i see a senior person who just doesn't care about social
etiquette anymore,...i find these situations hilarious.
you know, this is totally not going to sound dominant to some, but
i like cleaning my apartment. technically that's my girl's job, but
i really like it and i do a lot more of it than she does. there is
something about organizing things, creating order out of chaos,
getting things together the way i like it, vacuuming and stuff like
that that really works for me. maybe that's not terribly private,
but it does say a lot about me. i like doing a lot of the work
myself. i'm just an organizer and manager at heart.<br />
i'm also a big cuddly snuggler a lot of the time. but don't tell
anyone! i don't want to give away my tough, domly exterior! :)
also, never ask me about my stuffed animal collection! ok...go
ahead. a tough ass dom like me can take it ;)
i am not as secure or as confident as i should be - but i am
definitely making progress - especially after all the great dates
that i have had from being on this site.
i have had some situations that are quite interesting! intriguing
the crowd to see who bites.
:)
i have recently developed a fear of heights that is at times
seriously unsettling. i have a hard time driving over tall bridges,
but i can calm myself through even the longest flights. i am
convinced that it will soon leave me as magically as it appeared.
i'm pretty private.
i have never been to disneyland. this needs to be rectified
soon......
i'm your private dancer.
there's just no mystery with you, okc.<br />
<br />
when i find myself in an empty hallway late at night i have the
uncontrollable urge to do cartwheels. this happens more than you
might think.
oh please.
most private thing... now gong public hmmm.... uuuhhh<br />
i don't know i'm pretty open about every thing. i'm super honest
and all my friends will tell you i'm super sweet and nice wouldn't
hurt hurt anyone or anything. the way i see it you can say anything
you want just need to find the right words and take your time. keep
in mind you don't ask something you really don't want to know the
answer to lol. so just ask away :)
i indulge in cheesy teen dramas sans twilight.
i went to private christian school for my entire education.
i get hopelessly confused with elevator open/close buttons and
rarely succeed in choosing the right option.
if i'm willing to admit something doesn't that make it not private?
leftover birthday cake or pizza for breakfast sounds good to
me!<br />
also i'm kind of sick of typing. hope i'm close to 500 words.
i wish i was a member of the cast of glee.
do i have to say something here?
i am sometimes shy.
.........................
just ask...let's have an interesting conversation.
i have a birthmark on my butt.
when i was six years old, i really, really liked pancakes. so i
decided to open a restaurant. i made a big sign and put it in the
window facing the street, "pancakes-$1" and i started griddling
cakes.<br />
<br />
forty orders later, with no customers.... i had an epiphany.<br />
epiphany pt. i- don't make the pancakes until i have the
customers.<br />
epiphany pt. ii- make sure your restaurant looks like a
restaurant<br />
epiphany pt. iii- cooking is easy... dishes are a pain.<br />
<br />
pretty basic, but hey... mind-blowing for a six year old.
better in person ;)
under the clothes i'm wearing right now... i'm naked.<br />
deep huh?
read through my 452 questions i've answered and you can learn a lot
about me lol
i'd like to think i'm an open book, but i'm sure there's some
skeletons in my closet. why not ask me in person and i'll tell you
a funny story about it.
we will have to meet for that one.
i don't know
i have a walk-in closet full of skeletons -- and those skeletons
can dance, baby, they can dance.
i can pick up things some other's can not. i am very wishful and am
often let down, maybe just a little too optimistic. but that is
just my nature.
ha i'm shameless, i'll admit to anything.
i'm the kind of person that secretly loves being packed onto a
really crowded subway car just to have the excuse to be so close to
so many strangers.
i pee in the shower.
got braces on me that are coming out soon :)
my nickname is "big bird"
i wear my heart on my sleeve....a bit too much sometimes.
being alone in a car means it's karaoke time.
is not going to be in this box.
i'm willing to admit anything about me and i'm pretty shock
proof... most private perhaps could be that i'm kinky.
i sing along with bad r&amp;b tunes on the radio. occasionally, i
even sing along with bad r&amp;b tunes at karaoke.
i like to watch hsn.
other than being on this site?<br />
<br />
i'm not ocd, but i have to have my dvd collection alphabetized at
all times. it's not all that private, but it's a little odd.<br />
<br />
honestly, there isn't that much that about me that i keep to myself
and there's very little that i'm private about. if there's
something that you want to know, just ask. seriously.
i hate being alone and i do it all the time.
i failed 8th grade.
sometimes i don't want to go out at all.
i used to live next door to a guy on the 10 most wanted list...and
i thought he was a very good person :-/
i got nothin to hide. really, ask me anything.
i still believe in santa....
i actually *like* mcdonalds food. its tasty!
i offered flowers to buddha shakyamuni for valentines day.
ask me.
i will always have a little ghetto in me.. :0 chu know what i mean?
i have an okcupid account.
i feel like i've already revealed a lot for a basically introverted
person.
once upon a time several of my friends played a prank by humorously
redecorating a friend's apartment. my bright idea was to fill their
only restroom with balloons. several hours later, when we surprised
the intended victim, i needed to micturate and of course i couldn't
clear a path quickly enough. that was a really wet and
uncomfortable ride home. now it's an anecdote :)
sometimes when i think i'm home alone, i'll start singing 80's
power ballads at the top of my lungs. when it turns out my
roommates are home, i just give them a nonchalant "oh, hello," as
if i hadn't just been singing "sister christian" at full
blast.<br />
<br />
<em>"motorin'... what's. your. price. for flight?"</em>
ok so i have a spreadsheet of all the books i've ever read. so sue
me. it partially makes up for my terrible memory. wouldn't it be
great to see a dated list of all the books your grandpa ever read?
i do not pay for digital content
i have 5 favorite jokes and crack myself up.<br />
i really like cheesy pop music
i made off with 33 pirate flags at burning man in 2010...
oooooh...pri-vate not pi-rate...<br />
<br />
just ask.
you can't find dirt on someone with no secrets.
i do much better when i'm sharing my experience with an intimate
someone.
i'm a bit of sci-fi / fantasy geek. i like things like dune, game
of thrones, lord of the rings, hunger games, and firefly.
are you kidding? setting up a profile here is already too
much!<br />
sometimes i work as a fairy undercover :)
i dislike horror movies, but monster movies are okay.
i am a cancer survivor. it has been over six years now that i've
been in remission, but it is still a large part of my life. sorry
boys, but you won't ever see me smoking a cigarette (though it
isn't a big deal if anyone else smokes).
under the slightly cynical, sceptical cover there is a kind guy
inside<br />
<br />
(on a lighter note - i never owned neither a car nor a tv set...
no, i'm not retarded...)
i don't really know the difference between star wars and star trek
(sorry, guys!)
i would need to get to know someone very well to share something
really private.
hmmmm.....
-bad news everybody i received a message from the people of 2135,
they said the aliens attacked and devastated us in the butts. i
have sources ok. i'd tell you about iran's secret giant mutant
spiders trained to kill americans but then i might lose my spot in
the bunkers.<br />
<br />
-umm star trek wrath of khan is one of my favorite movies ever,
just one of the many reasons im sure to die alone<br />
<br />
-if i was a women, my screen name on this site would almost
assuredly be "thundercunt"<br />
<br />
- i still think deloreans are really fucking awesome,<br />
<br />
-my last ex-girlfriend didnt leave every season of buffy and
veronica mars at my house, in a box under the bed but there is a
box, with every season of buffy and veronica mars, under my bed and
by under my bed i mean in my dvd player.<br />
<br />
- i have the kind of family (and my mom had 8 siblings so it really
big) that are the kind of people that quote the bible, vote
republican and call you from wisconsin at 3am drunkenly bowhunting
deer in the woods or garden<br />
<br />
- i don't "get" jazz<br />
<br />
-i once broke the internet, i was at that place they store it at
and i knocked the box it's in off a stool they keep it on, so that
time your internet died ya that was me sorry.<br />
<br />
-im on the fire departments "watch list" after i kinda sorta set a
kids house on fire in high school by accident while working on a
school project<br />
<br />
- i'm a member of the mile high club and almost got arrested during
the admitanceremony for said club. all in all it was a lot like
communism, great on paper, kinda lame in practice. it combines all
the thrills of having sex in a cramped odd smelling closet and a
dirty public restroom, only with more stuff to poke you in the ass
and weird corners to get wedged into.
i cant spell. i really like board games and dice. i miss my old
'travel every weekend to see a band i have seen a million times'
lifestyle.
um... that is a really confusing sentence.
i like to practice music in my bathroom... great acoustics. if you
want the deeper stuff, you'll have to ask... i'm very open.
hahahaha
that i don't air out my privates on the web.
i am a terrible driver and there is a good chance i will
unintentionally hurt you with my car. (i'm not kidding!)
i was once interviewed by the korean version of good morning
america....
i like elvis.
all the people i like on this site don't like me, and all the
people who like me i don't like.
for a pretty brief time in college i went through this eurotrash
music phase. basshunter, atomik harmonik, ukranian music... the
whole shabang.
no public admissions or confessions here.
i created an online dating profile.
sometimes i get scared when toast/bagel/etc pops up from the
toaster...
i'm really close with my family and it's really important to me
that a partner has a good relationship with theirs as well.
i am an open book, ask a question get a completely honest answer
i have an ongoing love affair with shoes..
anything if i know you
i'm big on <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=karaoke">karaoke</a>! love rockin' it out to 80s
rock, and other genres. great stress reliever and it's loads of
fun.
i won a wet jock strap contest at a bar in the tenderloin. that was
a good night.
i don't understand the show an idiot abroad. that guy responds to
other culture the same way i would. i don't think i'm an idiot...
i won a johnny knoxville look-a-like wet t-shirt contest
i need help more often than i look for it, i am a pretty friendly
guy but i am also reserved when it comes to my inner workings.
rainn wilson is my role model.
i'm a huge teddy bear.
i don't typically 'get' wes anderson films. they tend to fly over
my head making a wooshing noise. (though "steve zissou" is an
exception. i dug that one.)
for now, i'm willing to admit that i fantasize about retiring and
becoming a private detective. also, when i'm an old man, i plan on
dressing like a cowboy. no new balance sneaks for me.
i don't like pickled anything.
i'm a mamma's boy. my mom has been good to me and i love her. yah,
i didnt write that, yes i do love her but its not private, lol.
private would be like randomly crying during movies, tv shows and
music too. or how about having emotional breakdowns every once in
awhile, those are fun
i am not a techno-phobe, but iming drives me nuts. i type too fast.
just send me an email, please.
i menstruate and im ok with it.
one time i had a bad trip on coffee, couldn't sleep for 3 days and
turned into the kind of person i hate... moral of the story, don't
ask me out for coffee.
haaaha...yeah right nice try dating site...
once i tried to defend myself with a dictionary (true story). . .
it was a big one....
i am super claustraphobic and extremely afraid of "pitch" black
darkness.
i can't live without a woman hahahaha
i like watching trashy reality tv.
i'm a gay-virgin..
i have been addicted to chapstick since i was 8!
i don't have anything i consider marginally private yet
entertaining enough to generally publicize to the internet. sorry.
just talk to me about things specifically interesting to you and
i'll answer.
just ask
i have an okcupid profile. i tend to eat peanut butter out of the
jar.
my myers-briggs is sdrr ;)
i'm deathly afraid of clowns.
i joined this website.
i enjoy working out, let's go hit the gym...
oh how dare you.
i have ~100 pages left in the 3rd book of game of thrones. (word on
the street is that things get crazy at the end, and i needed (gasp)
a short got break.)<br />
<br />
a friend recently told me that isn't very private or embarrassing
to share. turns out they aren't yet into got...
i wish i were famous for my art. also, maybe not so secretly, i
like the song "i will survive," both the cake cover and the
original.
i'm a bit insecure of my photos/pictures. i just can't look at my
photos...because i don't care, but whatever.
not sure yet...? i'm pretty willing to admit anything
i hate talking on the phone
i love me a good gin martini, but if i had the choice, a 1/2 yard
tall slushie margarita from those stands in vegas would always be
my drink of choice. what's your favorite alcoholic guilty pleasure?
its too private =p. but ill let you know when we know each other
better.
i enjoy pampering my hair a little too much...
i hate mustard
meeting people &amp; expanding the social circle is not easy!
hence, why i'm on this site.
sike!
hmmmm...not sure about this one yet.....
ask me...
got good s-- game
i like waxing.
i carry my heart on my selve
i giggle when i'm nervous sometimes lol.
-watch cooking shows sometimes<br />
-have a geeky side to me<br />
-love drawing but drawing doesn't love me back<br />
-i prefer gummies over chocolate
i used to be vegan. i own a mets cap. i'm scared of fish. i might
give up a kidney. my natural hair texture is wild curls. i sort of
love 'fessing up to 'private' things.
i like goth clubs. but i'm not really goth, i'm much too positive
to really adopt any kind of 'gothy' attitude. it's my experience
though that goth clubs are really just an alternative meeting place
for those that are tired of the typical run-of-the-mill meat market
dance clubs that play boring house/hip-hop tunes.<br />
<br />
during the week, i love my jeans, casual shirts, and sneakers.
i have a serious problem actually finishing a book, you wouldn't
believe how many half read books i have on my bookshelf (eee, don't
tell anyone!).
i tend to root for the bad guy in movies. after all, it's the
villains who have the passion and the drive to change the world
(granted, not always in very nice ways) whereas superheros merely
fight to preserve the status quo. and who can stand a mr.
goody-two-shoes?<br />
<br />
obviously, this has nothing to do with me trying to take over the
world. :)
i overshare. and then i ramble when i get uncomfortable.
i have a crush on vladimir putin. he knows how to smile, but not
with his eyes.
i suffered a crisis of ethics several years ago which led to my
walking away from my career.
pretty much anything, i dont really have a private thing, its kind
of one of my flaws. i'll tell any stranger anything about myself. i
can be too open.
i dressed up as the red power ranger in the 6 th grade. yeah i
know... a real ladies man i was.
i'm debilitatingly lonely pretty much all of the time.
i'm an open book, but not online.
i'll tell you when i know you =)
icecream is the first thing i eat everyday =d<br />
life is uncertain! eat dessert first!=)
i wrote it below in white ink...
i was somewhat afraid of flying until a couple of years ago. this
is strange given my research involved (it still does) frequently
flying in a research airplane, plus i love traveling
overseas.<br />
<br />
i make my black tea so dark a chinese friend of mine called it
medicine. but i can brew fine tea for non addicts.
i sing the national anthem in the shower, imagining that i am
singing it at the super bowl.
the most private thing i'm willing to admit will not be shared
here.
where's the fun in that?
i modeled underwear once
hmm i've been in the tabloids for a joke and have been in
questionable hacking situations
that i don't start giving up private information until at least
the third drink
i was investigated by the fbi at age 17. no, i didn't do anything
and there were no consequences, but it makes for great cocktail
party conversation (except for the fact that i don't do cocktail
parties).<br />
<br />
i honestly don't really like to date. i enjoy meeting new people,
getting to know &amp; like one another, and of course, falling in
love... but i don't care for the little games and superficialities
of dating. if i like someone, i stay with them. pretty
simple.<br />
<br />
i actually voted for a republican once (a candidate for some local
office that i don't specifically recall).<br />
<br />
i am a good writer but a lousy proofreader.<br />
<br />
i have old <a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=pac-mac">pac-mac</a>
stickers on my dresser drawers.<br />
<br />
i actually liked the movie <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=glitter">glitter</a>.<br />
<br />
i've never had a cup of coffee in my life (honest!).
i absolutely adore justin bieber, one direction, carly rae jepsen,
and other easy-to-hate pop music.
i am highly consistent in forgetting to put the gas cap on my car
after refueling.
im a nerd
i accept my own contradictions, which keeps me always "right".
my life's an open book...to many stories to tell, just ask...you
know you want to..
the emotions of people close to me can often rub off on me.
i'm a hapa and i was a marine before college.
that i'm painfully shy.
sunny side up -- yolk broke.
i think trader joe's peanut butter cream cheese is delicious.
that's not private at all. i'm answering this superficially because
i'm pretty much an open book, and can't really think of anything
more private that should go on here.
i think this is more fun as pillow talk.
meh, write me and find out.
i put sparkling water in my white wine. it's trend-setting. just
you wait.
i work hard and take my career seriously. on the other hand, i take
it easy on relationship or other things in life. i believe if it's
meant to be, it will be. i am a very independent guy. i have lived
on my own since i was 18.
i can't use chopsticks and don't want to learn.
i have developed multiple accents over the years, and i am a nerd
i sleep with a stuffed animal i've had since i was 7. it was
actually my 1st tattoo. i also do not have a drivers license, never
saw the point.
am i supposed to admit my genitals?<br />
<br />
i had the bottom half of my big toe ripped off by my sister while
we were searching for my mom. and a wife murderer bled on my jacket
with his broken hands after getting into an accident in the salt
flats where he was going to bury his wife. i once ate a microwaved
hotdog wrapped in a cold tortilla filled with french's mustard when
i was living alone and didn't realize that i'd just acted like i'd
gone through a divorce. i can sometimes totally panic if a bee gets
too close to me and would think driving into a brick wall might be
a good solution, because i am dumb.
im afraid of the dark
i will tell you when we get to know each other :)
i'm going grey.
i cant believe im letting computers run this part of my life as
well...
i prefer smooth over chunky peanut butter.<br />
<br />
i sometimes fantasize about being better organized.
when i send someone a message on here, i usually have to rewrite it
several times before i give up and just send whatever is on the
page. i always think i come across as a complete dork when i write
messages.<br />
<br />
i've lived in california my entire life, and i've never been to
yosemite. this is something that i would really like to change this
year at some point.
that i've been told i still suck my thumb at night! how
embarrassing! guess bad habits from childhood never die!
not telling
i'll admit to anything! for instance: i've never ridden a horse.
i've killed many plants. i have zero tattoo's (as in none, not as
in a bunch of circles). i don't really know what the difference is
between "animal style" and "normal style", but i order "animal
style" anyway. i like hawaii more than mexico. i love taco bell
tacos. i don't really have a "favorite" color, but when someone
asks me, i say green. i don't like pickles, or pickled food for
that matter. i could literally go on forever...
i watch the real housewives of new jersey.
the moon is made of green cheese. sometimes, i imagine making
fondue from it.
i was once booted off muni for drawing flowers with window markers.
i hate corn. anything made with corn. muffins, bread...
i like that asparagus makes my pee smell funny. i don't really like
the smell, but it is cool that it has such a strong effect. :)
hmmm.. have to get back to you on that.
i should note that my knowledge of pop culture is seriously limited
i cry when i hear the national anthem sung
alton brown approaches baking like structural engineering...
and<br />
this makes me very happy.<br />
<br />
my career choice partly stems from playing with lego. this is not
a<br />
bad thing in my opinion.
is that i'll probably review all your answers to the questions on
this site.
i've learned life lessons from two movies from my childhood:<br />
1. top gun<br />
2. karate kid
i checked you out.
haha!
i am very insecure and sensitive. i will open up more when i gain
ones trust.
yikes here....
i am man enough to cry!!!
i love tears for fears. really.
i am a horrible dancer
i need a dictionary to spell things correctly.
i love singing karaoke
you're gonna have to get to know me better before i divulge that
one.
i am overweight, but going to the gym every morning, trying to lose
it.
-when i was in first grade, i ate a red crayon because i thought it
was licorice<br />
-im kinda shy at first when getting to know someone, so just bear
with me on that.
i have some cool life stories to tell.
that little red blip on my profile is because i ignore one word
e-mails. "sup" is not a good opener, all by its lonesome.
rather than seeking out new sights, sounds, and experiences, i tend
to discover things that work for me, and find contentment in doing
them repeatedly in-ad-infinitum.
is that i still dream about being the lead singer of a band and
that's hilarious, because i can't remember lyrics at all
for me to know and you to find out.
i have a lot to learn...<br />
i love loving and being loved
i'm an honest person, so you could probably get me to admit quite a
bit if you asked.
i am not a slave to my phone.
i love to kiss be kissed on the back...if you like matsumoto's
work...i would love to talk with you..even if it is just for
friends..that is ok :)
i don't know how to use chop sticks
one of the times when i feel most alive is when i am riding
downhill on a bicycle.
i've never been to vegas.
i love talking to myself, i'm always so funny.
i'm scared of heights. (though i have gone <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=sky+diving">sky diving</a> and regularly <a class=
"ilink" href="/interests?i=rock+climb">rock climb</a> i'm still
scared).<br />
<br />
the things that are private to me are really more private than i'm
willing to post on a website.
i have a tat you can't see and isn't finished; it's a tribute to
davinci. i have a tat you can see and it's gross and going away
soon..it's a tribute to being young and drunk
i grind my teeth in my sleep like nobody's business
life is for living. more private stuff later!
i am kind of scared of moths. but otherwise i fear only fear its
self.
i'm really queer :d<br />
wait, does that count as private?
that i'm extremely private
i watch a lot of law and order. i'm fascinated by forensic science
and have a secret dream to be a crime scene analyst (although i'm
not really sure if i could handle seeing a dead body).
i am simultaneously a very private and very open person.
i prefer women to be natural, natural all the way, so much more
sexier
got my head stuck between two bars on a bridge when i was a little
kid, used butter to get them out
...
i had a medium sized problem with substances.
i can be very shy in certain kinds of situations, to the detriment
of my social life.
i knocked out throwdown once...
i almost drown 6 times. ya buddy!
your gonna have to find that out on your own.
i sing in the shower and when i was like 3 i said i was supergirl.
i learned later that this was not true.
i don't like to share food/drinks/chapstick/etc. with anyone, with
the natural exception of a committed and disease-free significant
other. so hey, if you're a little germaphobic, we'll likely get
along just fine.
i wish i could make a "bigger" splash...
i'm a sucker for overalls.
i don't have many secrets (but i am a world-class spy).
i have a twin brother, we are fraternal.
that i am not willing to admit private things online..... quelle
surprise.....
private? hmm... i only want to use ok cupid to find new climbing
partners, and if we maybe get it on every once in a while, that'd
be chill. my long-term serious partner time-slot is filled with
<a class="plink" href="/profile/m4dk4p">m4dk4p</a>
i'll admit almost anything...just ask.
i actually like being alone. weird, i know!
i am a time traveling tourist. to be fair, i'm only willing to
admit it because the spacial-temporal fabric of the universe has
proven to be incredibly resistant to the paradoxes that would be
caused by discovering a time traveler in your midst. so, in order
to maintain its integrity and prevent itself from fraying apart
like an old and well-loved quilt, the universe ensures that no one
will ever believe me. oh well!
i can burp real loud, if you want.
none of your business!
once you get to know me i'll tell you.
i am terrible at checking this website.
i'll have to think about how much i want to share...
i find stubble on certain men very attractive.
i'm a former child genius.
i don't have a garbage disposal and i don't like putting wet coffee
grounds in the trash (in case the bag breaks) so i often flush the
used grounds from my french press down the toilet. it looks really
gross. if you have a better method, please enlighten me!
bugles are the best snacks in the world.
my sexual prowess; i love sex and affection
gasp!! the illegitimate children? the dissociation from family? the
drugs? the sex? the political dissidence? the draft dodging? the
time in court? the expulsion from the navy? the failed academic
career? the multitude of insubstantial pipe-dreams and hare-brained
schemes? the aimlessly meandering peregrinations across faded real
estate? the sudden racing down to the wire to slam into a florid
mock-up of opportunity at an erstwhile locked gate, a red-herring
for pigeons? the monomaniacal megalomania which disallows the loss
of hope, even for a uselessly contradictory wild-eyed [aspiration]
and source of deep [contentment]?<br />
<br />
but why wouldja wanna? y'know? life's short!
i'm full of paradoxes..
is private
i am a sensitive soul
as much as i enjoy coming off as a goofy, cynical asshole. i
generally try and be as kind as possible. i've spent entirely too
many years slinging liquor and pie. i really, really don't like
quantifying someone by pressing 3 stars or 5.
i am just a big dumb dildo.
i can identify almost all the local birds of the bay area. its not
my fault, my family is super nerdy. our locals like peregrine
falcons, pileated woodpeckers, california condor etc. generally
cary manly/rustic/woodsy traits i am pretty into. though maybe
thats just me conforming to an ecology that has been indelibly
marked by heterosexual hegemony. i mean, come on, its san
francisco, where are all the flamer birds (e.g. flamingos, emu,
birds of paradise, kiwi, spoonbills)?
i have benign migratory glossitis...only 2% of the worlds
population has it, making me awesome....<br />
<br />
...just don't look up photos. the ones they have on the inter-web
kind of make you throw up in your mouth a little.
i'm not nearly as vanilla as this profile might indicate - oh and i
sometimes skip to the "sex questions" when reviewing your answers!
i'll think about this one...
i'm pretty open, but you'd have to ask.
ya know in my head, i'm a very happy girl, sometimes a 12 year
old(i like fart jokes). i get to go do the funnest job in the world
and play and laugh and hug and console.
good relations with the wookiees i have!
why ruin the mystery. right??
i love cheesy 80s music
i've never liked disneyland and feel really guilty about this.
i don't tell many people this but, i listen to country music when i
need to concentrate and get stuff done.
i probably shouldn't mention it here, but i know how to fly.
shh...<br />
<br />
apparently, i also know how to work an ellipsis into the
ground...<br />
<br />
i have some food/tobacco allergies. talking about them can make me
feel like a real dweeb, but luckily none of them are very serious.
it does mean though that if you are a smoker or heavy
perfume/cologne wearer, we should probably not date. unless you
find sitting about twenty feet apart exciting. :)
if i'm going to admit it, it's not private. just ask me what you
want to know.
i want to write lindsay lohan's comeback record.
may come off a little shy at first. warm quickly with open
communication where there is mutual interest.<br />
.
i find this hysterical: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p148u/
i carry my golf clubs in the trunk just in case....
my left nad is so much bigger than my right that they
wouldn't<br />
let me join the army in 1984<br />
is this what keeps women from replying to me?maybe not,all my
friends tell me i'm "scary" looking.but just in case its not like
the freakin elephant man<br />
its not even really noticeable<br />
<br />
why wouldn't i just delete the whole thing you might ask,because i
wrote it,its true and i'm stubborn
i am pretty open about myself. if you ask i will tell.
i get really into studying pretty useless stuff, such as musical
biography/history, the inner workings of micro-distilleries (aka
moonshine factories), and other minutia. for example, jake is not
my name, it was a term used in 1920s slang: jake = ok. as in ,
"everything is jake."<br />
<br />
that, and even though we live in a fairly vehicle agnostic area, i
drive an old jeep xj whose main purpose is tahoe, and a scooter
around the city. if this matters to you (in a negative way), we
might not get along.
i cry during movies.
i used to always have a song stuck in my head, but ever since i
started listening to talk radio...i hear people talking instead...
... is that i value my privacy.
that i, like most, have very private things to admit to those with
whom i am close.... and that i need my flying-in-an-airplane cherry
popped!
i have a profile at this website hahahaha
i used to own a new kids on the block sleeping bag.
i change my age on here +/- 2 years to keep things
interesting.<br />
<br />
i did stand up comedy for three nights in january 05 at a
laundromat/cafe (brainwash.com) and invited none of my friends to
see how it would go. it's hard being on stage and my form of humor
is very situation. i don't tell "jokes"! on the plus side, even
stand up failure yields to $1 pbr's and getting your laundry done.
go sf!<br />
<br />
i had a pony as a kid and could ride to the general store in my
hometown (about 30 miles from ithaca, ny). our ground was really
soft and it was expensive to get the pony's hooves cut (on hard
ground, hooves naturally wear down but on soft ground, they need
some help) so when i was maybe 10 the pony vanished, replaced by a
little 75cc dirt bike. i was both crushed and excited.
parenting!<br />
<br />
i always close my parenthesis (from childhood days of programming
in pascal!)
i can't get through edward scissorhands.<br />
i know it's a great movie but it gives me the heebee jeebees.
probably some traumatization from childhood lol
will not be found on an internet dating website!
nope
i'm queer. i'm poly. i'm trans. i'm kinky(bdsm--domme/switch). my
love is silent but sings like a church bell.
i make passes at boys who wear <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=glasses">glasses</a>.
i walk while i sleep, and i have to chain myself every night to my
bed so i don't go out driving around town.
i believe in past lives! so there...
i may appear to be mr.confident but deep down i'm actually shy
i really hate white chocolate.
i am well on track to getting my six pack by june.
there was a moment at a party on some night somewhere when i
innocently mentioned that i thought christoper walken should be our
president. i was asked to elaborate somehow by someone and
proceeded to fly into a 30 minute impassioned improvised rant about
the glory of christopher walken's hypothetical presidential
campaign and inevitable victory. i was so overcome by the power of
the word that i lost myself in that moment and have no memory of it
whatsoever. all i remember is coming back to myself at the end of
that rant to the screams and cheers and spilling beers of a house
full of people who, in that moment, would have followed mr. walken
into the depths of hell. this power doesn't manifest itself in me
with great regularity, but when it does, i feel like a god.<br />
<br />
also, i'm lactose intolerant but i still eat cheese, 'cause fuck
you cheese is the best.
i just wrote an ad about myself on a dating website called okcupid.
lol... it took 6 months to put a picture up here and this is not
how i intended to meet her. i'm still old fashioned like that.
hence, my desire to go back to school depending on what, if any,
success one gets through this site.
i cut my nails really short. if i can see the whites, i can feel
the dirts.
*i think i'm totally in lust with james deen. a gentleman who is
not a gentle man. :d<br />
*not a fan of guys with 'staches, beards beyond general
scruffiness, and shaved heads.<br />
*hot guys intimidate me. and on a related note, i find six-pack abs
a major turn-off. call me crazy.<br />
*i'm 25 and female, but i just don't care about sparkly
things.<br />
*though i was raised to be one (i consider myself agnostic now),
devout christians freak me out a little.<br />
*it kind of bothers me that corsets do not suit my figure.<br />
*even in my mid-20s, i still battle with my skin (birth control
helps), but as a result, i very rarely wear makeup.<br />
*i used to sporadically take pole dancing classes, and would like
to get back into it.<br />
*i have never swallowed a pill in my life.
the last four digits of my social are 7439
hmmm... ill tell ya over a drink, or three :-)
i have an ok cupid account.
have to think about what that might be.
i like sentence fragments (and parentheses).
im looking for a long term relationship.
you have to know me... ;)
i don't like star wars (any of them)
duh. i guess i'm a fucking hippy.
i've never even considered doing the online dating thing, but, here
i am. so embarrassing.
i had really bad social anxiety from 16-23. i was really cool in
high school, but that trashed my social life.
well you have to ask for that don't you? really though, i admit
that i always say exactly what is on my mind, no matter what that
subject may be. i'm not one to mince words.
is there a name for the fear of dropping one's keys in the floor
gap when the elevator doors open? because i have that.<br />
<br />
i've answered so many questions on here because i joined years ago
per a friend's bidding just to answer questions/take quizzes (and
maintained an empty profile). only within the last year or so have
i become more active.<br />
<br />
sometimes 5th grade math stumps me. (please don't tell my 5th grade
teacher, mrs. emery.)<br />
<br />
i dress up for phone interviews to help get my "game face"
on.<br />
<br />
i may have an addiction to food network's "chopped."<br />
<br />
i drive a stick.
is that i don't like sharing private things in public forums.
i have been sitting here trying to figure out a good answer to this
question but in reality i am a pretty open book i have answered all
my questions publicly anything i have not thought too say is
probably something i am not willing to admit too at least not right
here but if you ask me i will likely tell you anything so really
all you have to do is ask......<br />
<br />
ok i finally came up with something its not really that private
just kinda embarrassing i tend to sit and watch my bit torrent
download things if its going really fast i get all excited like an
action part in a movie or something
i think i am allergic to red onions and cats, but secretly i love
them both, in the long run.<br />
<br />
i'm actually kinda shy.<br />
<br />
i can soldier.<br />
<br />
i have a collection of antique teacups but no teapot.<br />
<br />
i play left for dead- the only 1st person shooter i have ever
enjoyed.
why would i post that? chuckle.
i lived on a hippy bus and went to festivals instead of school for
a few years as a child. however i can't juggle, and i'm allergic to
tie-dye.
...
this is the lamest box on this site, they should delete it.
ummm... not prepared for this one... i eat too much spicy stuff
some times and the morning can get rough? i know, its kinda gross.
i'm very shy about talking to girls and people in big groups.
space simultaneously scares me and leaves me in awe. i love science
and would've probably gone that route if i didn't love making music
so much.
i'll tell you later (if i like you)
one summer as a kid i broke 6 glasses in a uber-clumsy phase. i was
banned from the use of glassware and forced to use only plastic.
i see a lot of people saying it's embarrassing being on okcupid. i
don't think it is, i believe it's the new age of dating - it's just
another avenue to meet people. bars &amp; clubs are fun, but it's
difficult to meet compatible, quality people.<br />
<br />
most private thing i'm willing to admit would probably be that i'm
such a light sleeper that i need to wear earplugs every night to
sleep well.
i used to really, really like monopoly when i was a kid.
shouldn't there be a little mystery in life?
i adore <a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=skinny+dipping">skinny
dipping</a>.
hello....?
i have a weakness for sweets!!
i like receiving flowers in addition to giving them.
can you keep a secret?:)
i lean towards guys that aren't "hot". i've found that muscle size
is directly proportional to ego size. if you've got a good body and
you have more to discuss than just how much you work out and how
hot you think you are, you'd be an amazingly pleasant surprise.
i sometimes eat chocolate for breakfast
when traveling along, i put my arm on the arm rest and pretend to
be asleep, so the passenger next to me can't claim it... i know, i
am sneaky :)
i love to travel but i'd admittedly have trouble labeling all 50
states on a map of the us...that i sometimes (but honestly, really
really rarely) cheat in words with friends by looking up "five
letter words that end in h"... that, as a newbie to sf, i still
play the game "bus or earthquake" when i feel my bed shake a
bit...that growing up, i was really into rent.<br />
<br />
wow, really baring it all, here.
i have a crush on giada de laurentiis.
i enjoyed the song by kreayshawn gucci gucci... haha
i don't love lady gaga or the beatles as much as the rest of the
planet does.<br />
<br />
i'm not above an anne frank or jon bennet joke if it feels right.
i have a photo of me in a beater, with my car! most of my friends
that see this photo can't believe its me.
i still play pokemon.
i don't like the sf giants. sorry can't unsay it now.<br />
<br />
i can't poop in public bathrooms. however, i can talk about it to
no end.<br />
<br />
after recently moving out of my studio and acquiring roommates with
more personality than my cats, i keep forgetting that it's
inappropriate to enter most rooms while still dressing. same goes
for bathroom stalls.<br />
<br />
i rarely ever listen to "rap/hip hop", but every time i hear "carry
out" it makes me randy.
well that's private.
what do you want to know.
i'm an open book ... but learning to "slow down" with the
information! so ... you'll have to ask. :) i've gotten really good!
:)
i carry around a battery radio around my apartment in the morning
listening to npr. according to some people that makes me a geek.
i failed my first driving test.... when i was 23.... but they just
didn't notice when i looked over my shoulder, i totally did! it was
bs! i think the instructor was just fantasizing about driving the
car through the dmv and not paying attention.
i love to cuddle even though a lot of guys don't...
being a <a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=musician">musician</a>,
that i really like trashy pop-music... *blush* :o)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i have a crazy and real fear of inanimate objects moving.
i'm shy on first dates
i rap in japanese.
i still sleep with my baby blanket.
i like word games
npr bores me to death: <i>wait, wait... don't give a
damn.</i><br />
<br />
<b>seriously:</b> we won't work out at all, even as friends,
if:<br />
- you cannot keep to plans, especially those that you make
(exceptions are expected; don't make them a habit)<br />
- you have trouble responding to texts/emails (let alone in a
timely fashion)<br />
- you don't openly communicate your plans (i don't want an hourly
or even daily breakdown; just keep me apprised and ask yourself if
you're doing something i <i>might</i> want to know about)<br />
- you don't think to include me in things you're doing (you would
think this could go without saying...)<br />
<br />
<b>in exchange</b>: my word is my bond, i'm quick to reply, and
you'll always know everything you could want to about what's going
in my life, or more (much, much more).<br />
<br />
i hate to be so <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=negative">negative</a>, but i actively decided
against framing this list positively because it's <b>really
important</b> and there's no <i>you shouldn't message me if</i>
section.<br />
<br />
you might even be turned on knowing that these are things i care
about.
i'm shy when it comes to the dance floor, but once i start dancing
i don't stop.
try me
i'm a pirate.
i stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
i have not dated in a while but am happy to be back.
i worked for greenpeace
i used to have a <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=jewfro">jewfro</a> in high school.
tell you later.
i'll admit plenty to the people in my life i care about and trust,
but not in this forum
i like being the little spoon, but i don't give it out too often.
i am loyal, and i care deeply about not hurting others/helping
those in pain.<br />
<br />
i've recently lost 70lbs.
the thought of getting my shoelaces stuck in an escalator really
concerns me.
i cant stand still, always need to be doing something
love dark chocolate!
i can break out michael jackson moves on command.
i once served a babysitter pizza with cat food sprinkled under the
cheese.
i love high heels
i actually love gossip girl...njk
i'll tell you when i get to know you!
i filled out this question just to get above "70% profile
completion."
i like pizza.
i dont think im willing to admit it here but maybe if u ask me....
i am very serious about pinky promises
i'm drawing a blank.........
i'm not entirely myself. ask me about it.
that's gonna have to take a date or a strong drink to pry outa me
maybe i am too much curious.
one time i tried to make a slip and slide off the roof. didnt end
well.
i used to have a southern drawl. give me a tator tot and a mint
julep and hear me say things like: y'all and yonder. but please,
not in the same glass. this does not mean i will call you "ma'am"
all evening, unless you think that's hot.<br />
<br />
if i like you, i'll create new names for you.
i still watch cartoons hahahhahah
hummmm... hard one, ask me later;)
i've hurt myself in a very private place doing something incredibly
stupid while having no intention of impressing anyone who was there
to witness it.
i bite my nails and ....sometimes i can be a little kinky ... lol
i've been watching all my children for 40+ years.
just about anything you're gutsy enough to ask about.
i cry a lot watching movies on airplanes.<br />
<br />
i'm 5'7 with my shoes on.<br />
<br />
i wish my housemate's dog was mine.
i am a hopeless romantic.
that i'm on this website. what has this world come to.
ask me.
it's halftime in the dating game, and i'm looking for a
relationship built to last :)
this.
i ate silly putty as a kid.<br />
<br />
too much?<br />
<br />
i've reused dental floss.<br />
<br />
there. that had to be too much. (and, i'd do it again!)
i have a subscription to vanity fair.
...that i got botox for my migranes, really! (my migranes are gone,
gone, like my wrinkles)
well, i already admitted that i like glee...
i'll come back to this one...
that i got a profile on here....
my alcohol tolerance is really low. if there was a contest for the
"worst hangover", i will win.
i sometimes talk to myself, o.k., a lot. but i assure you that the
conversations with my multiple personalities are invigorating and
lively :)
i never kiss and tell. all private things are kept behind closed
doors. ssssshhhhhhh...
little girl at heart!
i'm colombian and i really don't drink coffee...well maybe once and
awhile, its already in the blood.
right now i'm wearing men's underwear
is that once (and only when) you get to know me, you'll quickly
learn a number of formerly private things, because as clich as it
may sound, i'm very generous in what i'm willing to share
i've spent many, many hours in....texas. whew. there, i said it.
i'm a whiz at deflection.
npr makes me cry on the way to work all the time, i use ladies
shaving cream that smells like strawberries , la bamba crying again
right this very moment i'm terrified by the bee who is in my
kitchen...<br />
<br />
but i'm not "that kind of girl."<br />
<br />
don't tell anyone.
nothing here, but if we ever meet in person, you can ask and i'll
probably answer. my filter doesn't always work properly. :)
i dont know it all and i am willing to learn
i dont reeeeeally like kittens all that much. i know they are among
the cutest things in existence but i don't know..they just don't
cut it for me.
i'm usually pretty game for anything. however, if it involves
crocodiles or their bastard alligator cousins, i'm out. same goes
for poisonous snakes that can swim, roller coasters, and anything
else that involves spinning around in a circle. if i hadn't
repressed most of the 100 scariest moments in my life, i assure you
that at least 99 of them involved gators, crocs, water snakes,
heights, merry-go-rounds or the click-click-click-click harbinger
of death that accompanies a ride on a roller coaster as you climb
the first big hill.
sometimes i have had lucky!
avoiding use of words like "i," "me," and "my" gives language and
conversation an especially interesting new depth. this is an
on-going experiment, and attempt to dissociate from the ideas of
possession or possessiveness.<br />
<br />
in a way, it's actively trying to deconstruct the ego and self.
because when there stops being an "i", a "me", or a "my", a person
can become truly selfless, and that's something worth striving to
be.<br />
<br />
awright, but for real? used to dance in wooden shoes, while decked
out in full dutch garb during a tulip festival in my hometown.
sadly, no videos exist as it was luckily before the time of
ubiquitous camera videophones. but pictures do.
i'm an open book and could fill page after page of private things
i'm willing to admit, but you might be getting tired of reading by
now (and if you're not, please message me!)
hmmm...
i don't like people watching me read menus.<br />
<br />
i keep wanting to believe that the "style guide" button below the
text box shows me how to have a cooler fashion sense.
the last serious and committed relationship i had involved a lot of
fighting and yelling, which i don't get down with, and this is
probably a big reason why i'm not into "serious" relationships
these days. i don't do well with other people trying to force me
onto their trips so unconsentual domination and emotional vampires
need not apply.
really? telling you i like project runway wasn't enough...
that is a tough one...maybe that i like the "golden girls". my mom
made me watch it as a kid and thought it was hilarious.
im addicted to caffeine and words with friends
i was cooler at age 11 than i am now.
i have this account.
i am afraid of pigeons. they really are rats with wings. i do not
see how anyone could have them as pets.
ask me
i secretly want to be meg white.
i find myself mostly attracted to asians.<br />
<br />
i am very proud of my father and how he started his own
non-commercial wine-making business so i kind of end up kind of
bragging about it at some point. he is as much my friend as he is
my parent.
... ask?
i love to debate religion, politics &amp; history... but for the
most part i'm not the "private" type to begin with, so this
question is somewhat irrelevant. seek &amp; you shall find!
that my mother is a dominatrix. i discovered this after cleaning
out her garage and found a whip made of barbd wire. not
professionally i hope. did i mention i was fucking honest?
there might actually be a dozen boxes of rice krispies in my
cupboard. it's sort of an accident ... but not really.<br />
<br />
and for some reason, okcupid thinks i'm way more organized than
other women my age. that is a lie. i am one of the most
disorganized people i've ever met. i'm working on it.
on a free dating website for the world to see? haha
all in good time;)
one of my favorite movies is the sound of music.
experienced depression at an early age and thankful for where i am
today and living life to the fullest everyday
i'm a pretty open person in general, there's not much i'll hide if
you ask me directly.
i don't know what private means.<br />
i'm teasing, but honestly i could write the 1st 10 things that come
into my mind as "confidential" or "discreet" i'll holler it out on
the street. i've got a tiny verbal filter
i had major surgery when i was 18 and have a gnarly scar as a
result. i'm super self conscious about it. i'll admit 2 things...i
have cellulite and i'm super self conscious about it.
i haven't been to the gym in months. i feel disgusting.
that i work too hard. that i'm too optimistic. that i can't stop
giving money to people. that i'm [insert ingenuous, immodist thing
here]. really? seriously? this question sucks. -1<br />
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let's have a conversation first. i'm an open book .. but not to
passer-bys.
love to dance, but suck at it.
i don't answer any of the sex questions they ask on here, because
i'm a little more selective than that on who gets to learn my
preferences.
i'm shy with new people, but once i get to know someone better,
they'll get to see my outgoing, goofy personality.
eh... no
i don't vote. i'm a vapid racist, a womanizer, a communist, an
exclusive carnivore (in fact, a cannibal), a lush, a scoundrel, a
cheat, a liar, a gambler, a con, and a plagiarist.<br />
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also i don't drink caffeine, and i'm super unfortunately slightly
allergic to chocolate and red wine, but those aren't private things
- i will remind you and complain about it quite often.
doesn't admission negate the privacy?........i'm really an open
book but i don't kiss 'n tell.
i sat through the entire movie version of air bender.
one morning i discovered a mole on my body, this was a little
worrying. however, upon further investigation i discovered that
instead of being a malignant growth, it was in fact yummy
chocolate.. .score! :d<br />
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later that evening.. .after 10 minutes of pushing the button and
complaining, it dawned on me that it wouldn't eject because there
wasn't a disc in it.! :)
at my recent physical the doctor said i'm in better shape than
99.9% of 52 year-old men. i guess i'll have to try harder!
that i'm something of a dork, and that i love dorks - it's such an
underrated quality!
i just joined okcupid.
i love taking bubble baths and read my entertainment weeklys at the
same time.