you're interested. wanna chill. wanna smoke. wanna talk politics
and pop culture. . .wanna bash glee<br />
<br />
brownie points go to: the person who can finish the quote at the
beginning of this profile.
you're a daydreamer... and/or a nightowl.<br />
<br />
but who am i to tell you what you should do? you know what you're
going to do.
you think i sound really cool and you feel like we share alot of
the same qualities.
you'd like to know me better and hope we will click.
you should just message me =)
if you know who you are, who you want, where your life is going.
also, i'm a genuine guy who isn't going to be like everyone else.
send me a message if you're patient, willing to take the time to
get to know someone, and are looking for the kind of guy you can
take home to your parents. :)
you aren't an idiot. you actually read my profile, and can offer
something i might be interested in responding to using the
information you've been given.
you are interested in getting together and having some fun. dinner,
chill times,rowdy times.cuddly snuggly bunny times.
.
you are an intelligent, creative woman who loves great food and has
a deep appreciation for various artistic forms of expression. and
would like to meet me and my amazing girlfriend.
you're a down-to-earth, passionate guy who cares about the state of
the world; you're serious about possibly meeting, not just
"curious". open to possibilities. reading this initial story, your
instincts say: 'contact this guy.'
you have a sense of humour are independent,compassionate, sexy,
have an open heart and mind. i like a woman who has a little bit of
kink to her.. not crazy wild freaky semi deranged.. just a mild
touch. you're smart but down to earth and although you believe in
living unpretentiously you know that's a ridiculous contradiction
given that we all pretty much live in the lap of luxury.
you're easy-going and flexible, a tad-bit shy, and would like to
hold my hand...
you like what you see, and you want to know more.
you're awesome :)
you want.
"me gustas cuando callas porque ests como ausente,<br />
y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te toca.<br />
parece que los ojos se te hubieran volado<br />
y parece que un beso te cerrara la boca.<br />
<br />
como todas las cosas estn llenas de mi alma<br />
emerges de las cosas, llena del alma ma.<br />
mariposa de sueo, te pareces a mi alma,<br />
y te pareces a la palabra melancola.<br />
<br />
me gustas cuando callas y ests como distante.<br />
y ests como quejndote, mariposa en arrullo.<br />
y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te alcanza :<br />
djame que me calle con el silencio tuyo.<br />
<br />
djame que te hable tambin con tu silencio<br />
claro como una lmpara, simple como un anillo.<br />
eres como la noche, callada y constelada.<br />
tu silencio es de estrella, tan lejano y sencillo.<br />
<br />
me gustas cuando callas porque ests como ausente.<br />
distante y dolorosa como si hubieras muerto.<br />
una palabra entonces, una sonrisa bastan.<br />
y estoy alegre, alegre de que no sea cierto."
you shower and don't complain about having to walk everywhere.
you find anything interesting about me. i am open to all kinds of
interactions with all kinds of people.
your grammar and spelling are good - otherwise i probably won't
bother responding. sorry, it's a pet peeve. (that being said, don't
take a lack of response to mean that your message isn't up to
snuff; i just don't check them often.)<br />
<br />
and if okcupid gives us at least a 80% friend rating. i am putting
my trust in their algorithm.
you are looking for love.
you're active and interesting;<br />
you think we'd get along nicely;<br />
people think you're weird, but in a good way and not creepy; or
maybe you're just really funny, funny goes a long way with
me;<br />
you know who you are and like who you are.
you want to
you are interesting, enjoy humor, and think we might be a good fit.
if you want to laugh and have a good time, or are just curious,
message me and we can shoot the breeze.
you want to
you have an idea for a flawless zombie fortress
you can dig it. and if you have curly hair and/or a big nose. hot.
and if you can teach me how to dance sevillanas.
you are looking for a relationship and are feeling ready for it. i
like a man who is communicative and easy going and one who has his
own passions to share with me as well as take interest in my life
and my zest for it! i have a lot to give and i am looking for an
equal partnership.
you wanna talk to a handsome nigga from the hood but yet buisness
minded mentally<br />
hmu i'm antonio 5104915747
you have a great sense of humor, you are reliable, you have good
friendships with people, you can get down, and you know how to
reply to a text. (and it's a plus if you have a little kink in you,
but it is certainly not mandatory. i'm a good teacher.)
ylkciuq siht daer nac uoy<br />
<br />
the percentage system is really weird. i've looked at many profiles
with low percentages on the main page and then when i check out the
break down they are much much higher. what's with that?
you like. and ill message you back! horray for the internet!!!
if your interested, and are good at hugging.
if you had the tolerance to read all the dialogue above and still
hold an interest i thank you. now see below for all the remainder
fun stuff, which might deter the remainder 99% of women who visit
my profile (or attract; i don't know):<br />
<br />
message me if you're looking for someone honest, sincere, faithful
and actually looking for a relationship. also...<br />
<br />
the person i'm looking for should be generally optimistic. i'm not
talking about "ned flanders" positive, but i prefer to not hear
constantly in a conversation about how the world is against her or
gripe about her ex-boyfriend. despite the general consensus i'm not
a professional therapist. i'm willing to listen to people
(particularly friends) and provide feedback, but this just kills
the mood.<br />
<br />
i like dancing. unless you have a walking disability i would like
to dance with you eventually. i'm not the most graceful dancer on
the floor, but i enjoy this social interaction. i took a ballroom
dancing class ages ago and i'm feeling this has gone to waste. in
fact i might have to reference back to my paper material to refresh
my memory (or make a futile attempt at taking lessons with youtube
clips). if you don't know how to dance we can learn together.
if your looking for a friend! =]
-you read my profile<br />
-you wanna find out more about me<br />
-you want me to find out more about you<br />
-you would like to meet another friend<br />
-you want to just hang out<br />
-you feel like it
you're not big into drinking and you aren't just working for a
paycheck.
my dream girl.. (i know you're out there!)<br />
<br />
will always be herself, loves/likes/ or has a dog, never wants to
stop learning, has her own friends and life ( i want you to go on
trips with your friends and have fun and i not always have to be
there and i do the same), inspiring, smart, funny, likes or loves
yoga, enthusiastic, outgoing, educated, charismatic, traveled (if
you never have, would love to) sassy, confident, sexy, loyal,
spiritual, loves outdoor activities, happy, enjoys to go to the
bars on the weekends, loves to dance, open, honest, likes to get
dirty, likes the combo of hiking w/ wine, 420 friendly on those
random nights, wants to go camping, river rafting, hiking, and
craves random vacations..<br />
<br />
i understand you may not be all of the above, but if you have at
least 80% of the qualities above would love to chat sometime and
get to know you.<br />
<br />
don't be shy... say hi!
you want to know more about me. ;-)<br />
<br />
si vous voulez me demander en plus, ou voulez simplement  dire:
bonjour!<br />
<br />
if you honestly think it would work, and you're ok with dating a
mom. bonus points if you have kids. ;)
you're fun and friendly (but not too friendly, ya know?)
i work hard so i can play hard and am hoping meet someone with
similar aspirations! i love the person i've become and wouldn't
mind sharing some of the daily adventures of life :)
1. you want to make new friends<br />
2. you have a good sense of humor and loves to laugh<br />
3. you love eating and have good taste for food<br />
4. you have great traveling ideas to share<br />
5. you are fun and loves going out<br />
<br />
who cares.. just message me and we can figure things out from
there!
you have an open mind and are not necessarily looking for a long
term relationship, but rather an open ended friendship, someone
whose company you enjoy and share chemistry with as well!
you're interested in meeting me, know my friend<a class="plink"
href="/profile/prototazz">prototazz</a> or if your just bored and
want some one to talk to.
you like what you read.
any of the following describes you:<br />
<br />
you are aware that niccol machiavelli wrote the prince as satire
and that he didn't deserve to have his name become an adjective for
ruthless authoritarianism.<br />
<br />
you have readand understood<a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=finnegans+wake">finnegans wake</a>, or seenand
understood<a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=primer">primer</a>.
i'll have so many questions for you!<br />
<br />
you regularly employ semicolons (;), em dashes (), and ellipses (
<em>not</em> ...) in the correct manner when using a keyboard.
(basically, if you aren't bored to tears by typography, you will
earn delicious brownie points.)<br />
<br />
or, less <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=pedantic">pedantic</a>ally:<br />
<br />
you realize just how crazy-awesome it is that <a class="ilink"
href="/interests?i=we%27ve+been+to+the%0amoon">we've been to the
moon</a>. <em><strong>to the fucking moon!</strong></em> seriously,
it seems like everybody just takes this fact for granted these
days, and never stops to think just how mind-blowingly incredible
it is.<br />
<br />
you snort when you're laughing hard at something. no, seriously, i
love people who do that! it's the purest and most genuine
expression of mirth.<br />
<br />
you have at least one traditional irish drinking song
memorized.<br />
<br />
but in all seriousness, as long as your message contains substance
(read: no winks or messages consisting of only a greeting and/or
emoticon), you'll definitely get a response from me.
you'd like to know more.
you like to go outside and play.
you think shoes without feet in them kind of look like screaming
faces. or not.
if you're forthright
with all do respect, i am not interested in married men.<br />
<br />
you are educated, smart, accomplished, well rounded, you are a
gentle giant, kind, strong and loving.....<br />
<br />
you have kids, so you get it! you have been to the party and it
just didn't work out.<br />
<br />
nothing sexier than a good daddy!<br />
<br />
you have your life together, but you want to share it with someone
who rocks your world and appreciates you for the wonderful man you
are...<br />
<br />
a strong woman excites you, doesn't intimidate you.<br />
<br />
you are the master of your universe and you manage your life with
grace and ease...you are the source of power in your work life,
family life and love life. you aren't afraid to take charge, make
plans, open doors (chivalry is something your mom taught you that
you never forgot). your heart is open to the possibilities of love
and happiness.<br />
<br />
you just want to be accepted and loved....<br />
<br />
most of all you are someone i can respect.
it moves you!
i guess if youre down to just kick it.<br />
if you'll let me shower at your house.<br />
if you like coffee and/or vegan food.<br />
if you're radical.<br />
if you don't try to use lame pick-up lines as anything more than
jokes.<br />
if you want to get together and play some folk music.<br />
if you want to go urban exploring together.<br />
and so on...
if you feel the urge to do so.
you're open minded and willing to try new things. can appreciate
maturity, honesty and loyalty.
...you don't mind not hearing back from me for ages.
if you want, i dont get so many emails i feel the need to create a
filter.
-you like to wander around outdoors (whether hiking, looking at
architecture and garden design, people watching or?)<br />
-you are irreverant<br />
-you appreciate creative humour<br />
-you didn't lie about your age<br />
-you don't have a boyfriend or husband<br />
-you are out<br />
-you make passes at girls who wear glasses<br />
-you are not too concerned about butch/femme, boi,
top/bottom/switch stuff. my brain doesn't work that way and i don't
want to have specific gender roles or power dynamics be an
essential force in the relationship.<br />
-you aren't asked to purchase a second seat when you fly
you are interested and like to laugh
well if you've read this far i must have intrigued you in some
way.send me a message and we can chat :)
you thought any of this profile was interesting.
you feel like i am a type of person you would hang out with
you're awesome.<br />
<br />
you want to be friends. i like friends and don't have enough of
them. especially female friends.
you're fun.
you are a genuine, smart/curious, kind hearted down to earth person
and you think we might connect and enjoy getting to know each other
and have some fun!
you can tell me a joke. or if you wanna hear one.
i don't message you first. what's the worst that could happen? some
guy you don't know on the internet doesn't respond?
you're witty, cute, happy, awesome, sexy, intellectual,
interesting, interested. you can take care of yourself. you're
doing something interesting with your life and want to do more.
you're spontaneous. extra credit points if: you're hot, can run
faster than me, and read the new yorker.
you're any combination of hot, intelligent, athletic, fun, and/or
terminally interesting.<br />
<br />
hot and nerdy would be especially fortuitous, but i'm fascinated by
a lot of different types, and wanting to get to know people without
feeling overly burdened by the weight of expectations (not always
so easy, i know). sometimes things just click, though....
if you think we would connect in anyway or you just want a friend
to talk to,it might lead to something else you never know. then hit
me up. also girls don't be scarred to make the first move. i can
talk if you just message me.
you have a great smile!!!<br />
are not too uptight.<br />
enjoy trying new things and seeing new places.<br />
enjoy wine and sunsets.
you also like these qualities: warmth, curiosity, irony without
excessive cynicism, authenticity. teasing and being teased
(playfully). you're drawn to the idea of having a family some time
(soon-ish?).
if,<br />
you aren't a complete batshit crazy sociopath,<br />
<br />
love oh so classy 50's b movies and all things netflix,<br />
actually enjoy the smiths and aren't just lying about it,<br />
you enjoy breakfast for dinner and pizza for breakfast,<br />
louie c.k is your hero,<br />
are a sassy sarcastic gal,<br />
enjoy the crap out of going out to explore new shit,<br />
and if you consider yourself to be a half way decent person at
heart, then what the hell, message me :d<br />
<br />
*note* ^ dude even half of that would be awesome, doesn't matter,
i've never been a particularly picky guy<br />
<br />
oh: if you actually read any of this, tell me what you would do if
you knew tomorrow was the end of existence, and how you would spend
it.
you're participating in the human trials of the oragenics
bacteria<sup>(1)</sup> - i would totally snog<sup>(2)</sup> someone
with that stuff in their mouth; a life of crime doesn't get much
sexier than stealing the latest experimental biotech via steamy
french kiss, and committing swathes of intellectual property
infringements with tongues entwined.<br />
<br />
<sup><small><i><b>(1)</b> oragenics is an experimental version of
the bacteria that causes tooth decay, but engineered to out-compete
(and thus kill) the normal strain, while at the same time, not
creating tooth decay. in theory, the new strain should stop decay
for the rest of your life.<br />
<b>(2)</b> dated (brit) slang for... well, you can probably
guess.</i></small></sup><br />
<br />
or if you're smarter, hotter, and nicer than me. that'll do it
too.<br />
<br />
---<br />
<br />
did i visit your profile more than once but not send you a message?
that's because email is a pretty lousy way to try to meet someone,
so i figure i'll give it a few days to see if we happen to end up
online at the same time, and can thus contact you via the chat
feature instead. but if you don't plan to log in much or if you
prefer to disable chat, i supposed you should message me to tell me
that my plan is stupid.
you want to... or if you're bored.
i'm happy to hear from all types--experience with my ilk is extra
nice. good spellers are especially arousing.
you have a good heart. and if you actually want to meet me.
if any of the above are up your alley. if you're as random and
spontaneous as i am. also, if you think you can keep up with me!
you have a high degree of integrity, are witty, financially stable,
know the contents of your emotional baggage and how to keep it from
exploding everywhere.<br />
i tend to be attracted to tomboy, androgynous and butch women, ftm
guys, and bio men with a strong feminine side.
you are single, fun and outgoing! =p<br />
slender, fit or athletic
you like to play cards<br />
you like to do puzzles<br />
you watch star trek<br />
you sew/craft or make art<br />
you are laid back and have a sense of humor<br />
you dont take yourself seriously all the time<br />
you don't mind me being a dude who is extra gay but likes ladies.
i'm just about over this grand expirament called okcupid, so you
should message me, because i will not be contacting you. but if you
do message me, i'll definitely write back, so you should if you're
looking to meet a normal, only slightly awkward, dude.
if you want to find out more; or--if you want to!
i sound interesting to you!
you want to get to know me better as a person and esp if you like
to go out to eat or out to do outdoor activities
you're looking for a nice guy to treat you incredibly well,
someone<br />
that will write a song for you. take you out on adventures.
someone<br />
to just have fun with. fall in love with. if you like guys
that<br />
don't give up on their dreams. and are trust worthy. and give
you<br />
random surprises to keep things interesting.<br />
but still a bad boy in bed .<br />
i'm a sucker for redheads love em.<br />
<br />
oh and if you don't believe in aliens somwhere in the universe of
any complexity then don't bother messaging me.
you want to :-)
you are honest, sincere, fun, loves to stay active &amp; healthy,
&amp; may be interested in rock-climbing. it's a plus, if you look
anything like aron ralson!
-you want to play board games with me<br />
-you want to walk new places in the city<br />
-you think you can challenge me. i'd like that.<br />
-
you like kids.. :) your not boring and can make an interesting
night out of any situation. and believe in balance! oh an good
looks will work in your favor too! i &lt;3 sexy asians or any one
with an exotic nationality. i'm far from shallow but on a place
like this my first impression is a profile pic
you're grounded yet playful, open minded, value good conversation,
know how to appreciate the simple things in life and have passions
in life you want to share with someone else.<br />
<br />
there's a lot to be said about a man who knows who he is and what
he wants while maintaining a sense of humility. so hot. so if that
resonates with you, be my guest :).
you are awesome. because i'm kind of a big deal.
your in the mood to stop taking things so seriously and just make
fun of everything.
you like what you see, want to know more, have any questions.
you're a sucker for intellectual conversation.<br />
you want someone who's hopelessly romantic.<br />
you're interested in dating and/or evolving friendships.<br />
you'd like to make out, strings or no strings, but respect that i'm
demi-sexual.
up for a coffee, hanging out, dancing, adventures, getting donuts,
or just want to have fun =)
if you want to.
you wanna.
you're smart, witty, and want to go on a date! i'm not huge on
awkward internet conversations, i'd much rather meet in person. so
don't be shy, hit me up and we'll grab some coffee or something!
you're open minded, like to have a good time, and enjoy laughing.
you think we might have fun getting to know each other.
i don't know. just do it!
you are looking for more than sex, but still realize the<br />
importance<br />
of sex in a relationship. you are humorous, goofy, athletic,<br />
and<br />
believe in monogamy, loyalty, and honesty.<br />
<br />
and close to my age helps.
you want to be appreciated like a woman should be....
my smile makes you smile
message me if you like what i've written and you are open to a real
relationship. it doesn't have to be that at first, but make sure
you are open to it. i mean, what if we really hit it off?
your sexy, healthy and happy and can clap your hands....<br />
thanks,
you would like...
you have a big booty with a sexy face lol well not only that but
have goals you want to achieve and a good personality and you know
what you want in your life and if you think we could be good
friends are maybe more
i simply cannot resist bright, sunny, authentic, squinty eye
smiles. do you have one? great. do you share it frequently? better
yet!<br />
<br />
you take care of your body, mind and spirit. feel relaxed and look
to enjoy most-every moment. those other moments go into 'life's
learning' file.<br />
<br />
like quotes like this one from rumi: "lovers don't finally meet
somewhere. they're in each other all along."
you are as confused as me as to why you signed up for this site
you like what you've read, and you share some of my interests
(especially spending time outdoors).
you are the whole package, and still humble of course. im really
looking for someone with a positive attitude and lifestyle who
doesn't take themselves too seriously! cant we just have some fun.
dating is supposed to be fun- not an interview!<br />
<br />
im interested in capable masculine men who are in touch with their
feelings and able express themselves. nothing is hotter then a
sensitive handy man who is witty and well educated.bonus if you
know cpr and are emergency prepared!<br />
<br />
in terms of kids you dont have to have kids- but it would help if
you have some meaningful relationships with kids.<br />
<br />
message me if you can recognize a gem when you find one.<br />
<br />
my girlfriends warn -"dont send a boy for a man's job."<br />
in other words - i'd like to date someone my age- sorry young
cuties my cougar days are over ;-)
i like <a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=women">women</a> who are
smarter than i am, and exercise that <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=intelligence">intelligence</a> to carve humor out of
the world around them. beyond that...the things that matter
wouldn't handle being pinned to a box very well. if you consider
faith a virtue, particularly if you hold it above reason, we're
probably not going to have a lot of long conversations. otherwise,
i'm pretty flexible. especially if we amuse each other. that's
generally a <a class="ilink" href="/interests?i=hell">hell</a> of a
start.
you like to be outdoors. i'm a lot of fun and very energetic and
you are too. you love to hike, walk and are in good physical shape.
you don't try and force me into your religion. message me if you
are a movie and restaurant buff.
if you're fun, smart, a little bit crazy and want to meet a guy
with a big heart and a big...<br />
<br />
brain.
you don't suck. if you aren't sure whether or not you suck, here's
a few tips:<br />
<br />
if there are photos of you at burning man in your profile, it means
you suck.<br />
<br />
if your profile pics are all group shots of the same people and you
don't specify who you are, it means you suck.<br />
<br />
if you are ke$ha, you suck.<br />
<br />
if you are david bowie, you don't suck.
if you like what you read. and if you like to travel
you are extraordinary. you are not scared. you are a deviant in
more ways than one, and you dabble in each of the following
philosophical frameworks but never sell out to just one: nihilism,
anarchism, transcendentalism, existentialism, ismism, buddhism,
you-ism. you really believe in nothing, and you fill the void with
fiction, music, and poetry of your own making. you can joke about
poop.<br />
<br />
if you think you get it, you probably do.<br />
<br />
update. this is crucial: you do not talk in baby talk when trying
to be 'cute.' (i'm amazed at how widespread this is among adults,
and it seriously creeps me out.)
you're fun and possibly might want to hangout
you are femme, dandy, switch, stoner, witch, poly, pervert, gender
queer, silver hair fox, artist, amazing, wing nut, grown ass
person, has good game, radical...<br />
or you have a dog and you want to take walks with me and my new
sweet tiny dancer dog. or you wanna be my friend, make crafts, have
study dates. though i have a community in pdx, i feel nervous about
moving back and leaving all my bay area friends.
you know how to invert three bits using only two not-gates (and as
many or-gates and and-gates as you like).<br />
<br />
you want to go climbing at planet granite in belmont. my climbing
buddy recently moved out east. do you possess mass? good! just hang
on to the other end of this rope, please!<br />
<br />
you want to dork around the bay area with a still (film or digital,
i'm not picky) camera.<br />
<br />
you are looking for a partner in crime. (which is awfully common
around here.) unless you meant it as a metaphor. in which case i'm
not interested. boring.
you find me attractive and/or funny. :p also, i love positive
people
you're interested in meeting new people, going for a hike, finding
the sun, having a spontaneous cup of tea and getting to know one
another. looking for friendship most
if... if... if... so many if's in this world...
if you want a tall friend :)<br />
i am basically down for anything whether it be talking dating or
just hanging out.
you'd like to.<br />
<br />
you know french or occitan. i want to learn occitan and maintain my
french.<br />
<br />
don't message me if you're just trying to impress me to get my
attention. you're a sentient being that's accumulated a unique
amount of substance in your life, not a billboard ad for the next
greatest thing. don't try to sell yourself.
you are a six foot russian supermodel that needs an anchor baby
and/or you aren't on psych meds or they are at very least dialed in
nicely. or if you have a bidet.
you're into meeting in real life.<br />
you understand death, suffering, and chronic illness and no, not in
a new-agey way, in a real way.<br />
you want to make or eat gluten-free food with me<br />
you know tarot.<br />
you have a critical analysis of the world that includes disability.
if you can feel me
a. why not?<br />
b. you want or know of an adventure<br />
c. you dont mind being silly<br />
d. i don't know, you just want to!<br />
e. all of the above! :)
you are intelligent, witty, athletic and have a sense of humor.
your relaxed, laid back and appreciate the simple things in life.
you live a healthy lifestyle and don't sweat the small stuff. i
tend to date younger men (32-45).
if you feel like<br />
<br />
if you're patient with a non-english language native<br />
<br />
if you found a mistake on my grammar or a single word. i'm serious,
don't be shy to correct me, i like it, you can even make fun of
that but i have to say that this discourage a little bit lol, i
find it very fun the difference in the languages and i learned that
if you want to learn a new language you have to forget about your
accent, if you're speaking wrong, if you're speaking half by signs
and half speaking and be open to get corrected. you don't need to
correct every word cause would be boring for you and for the
"student", but if necessary do it! :)<br />
<br />
if you like to play games (from ping pong to video games lol). i
have some games on steam, but i haven't been playing. if you play
something, specially team fortress 2 you can add me there!<br />
<br />
if you like to play musical instruments, even though that's a
loooong time that i don't play anything, had to learn again!<br />
<br />
if you like to go to concerts in bay area
that new bar or restaurant or bar? i want to try it too.
you are also a kind and caring person.<br />
<br />
message me if you like to go out every now and then and have a good
time but can also enjoy a relaxing night at home as well. i love
food and traveling, so you have to share that passion as well. it
doesn't have to be anything fancy or expensive, i just love new
experiences and adventures since i believe that plays a large part
in how we grow as a person.<br />
<br />
i want to meet someone who is strong and secure in themselves who
doesn't have major issues. sure, we all have a little baggage and
we have have our issues but i am a bit passive at times so i prefer
someone who is a little but of the opposite.<br />
<br />
you also must have a nice job and are not threatened by a woman who
also has the same. by saying nice, i don't necessarily mean
monetary. i want to be with someone who is proud and is passionate
about what they do as i am with my career. i want to be with
someone that i can proudly support and who will do the same for
me.<br />
<br />
do not message me if you're stick skinny. sorry, it's just a
preference. just how some people prefer chocolate over vanilla. i
just happen to not like skinny guys. i am attracted to guys who are
solid with meat on their bones.<br />
<br />
do not message me if you're a weird hipster or too straight laced.
i want a good man, but not too good, i need that little bad boy
streak or as my friends call it, "edge."<br />
<br />
overall, message me if you're a normal down to earth person who has
ambition and goals in life and are looking for someone like that as
well.
you are smart, fun, active, have a good sense of humor, like people
who challenge you, and like to meet new people.<br />
<br />
i like people who are different and can teach me something new.
you want to.<br />
<br />
you are curious about something.<br />
<br />
you enjoy running, surfing, camping, soccer, hiking, and/or
cliff-jumping etc.<br />
<br />
you first language is not english.<br />
<br />
you are a stellar catch :d<br />
<br />
you are a christian! (seems to be a rarity out here)
it strikes your fancy and you're desirous of a long-term monogamous
connection/commitment.<br />
<br />
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its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or
any other reason do not have permission to use any of my written
profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and
future.<br />
if you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy
and may be subject to legal ramifications
you can balance both volumes of samuel johnson's a dictionary of
the english language on your head while dancing merengue. because
that would be damn impressive.<br />
<br />
you're an eight-months-out-of-the-year east coast student like
me.<br />
<br />
you'd like to haunt this beautiful west coast city with me some
time.
you're intelligent, stable, dedicated to their goals, and have a
great sense of humor!
anything here catches your eye or you want to know more...
you play words with friends, and don't mind being d e s t r o y e d
by me :) just kidding!
message me if you're a fun guy who is into more than just
"partying".
you are cool and want to hang out.
man 26-35. i am only interested in those who reply with a photo and
are able to describe their interests and personality in more than
one paragraph. for example "i like fun, lets hang out," is not
enough info and will be deleted. my type (although not exclusively)
tall, on the thin side, european or of european decent,
bookish-verbal (one may me educated without being well
spoken-sadly) i am not superficial, some examples of men i find
attractive: daniel day lewis, crespin glover, iggy pop, tom waits,
clive owen, ralph fiennes, not your beauty queens, but smart,
strange and dedicated to their art or vision.<br />
and looking for ltr
you're bored and want sumone fun to talk to!
you feel like it. you should probably be relatively active though
cause i'm more interested in doing things other than the bar scene.
also you should like dogs. i love my dog and spend a lot of time
with him and he's a pretty big personality.<br />
other than that, yeah, sure.<br />
<br />
you want to take me climbing. i'm just getting started...<br />
<br />
also...<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenfp_3kq8
you're interested in dating.
you want to be the first person who ever contacted me...yowza
you're not an axe murderer and also lead a busy life. you feel like
once in a while there are people out there worth meeting that you
would never meet otherwise.
you're nice, smart, and fun. bonus points if you're adventurous,
charismatic, or like to be outside. and if you ski, like animals,
or to travel? well, that would just be too much.
- you're not emotionally guarded and afraid to explore the
difference between like and love, casual and committed<br />
<br />
- you possess an open minded curiosity and impartiality<br />
<br />
- you believe in my theory that four wheels move the body while two
wheels move the soul<br />
<br />
- you think nerds are hot
why do you need a reason? just do it.
you're awesome!
you're interested, you're a good kisser, you're experienced (use
your own judgement to decipher what that means), you like to have
fun, you can hold both a social and or intellectual conversation.
to be completely honest i'm not searching for nor am i expecting to
find my soul mate here, however, shit does happen. we'll just have
to wait and see. oh yeah, one more thing. no pretentious assholes
allowed, please and thank you :)
you love rock music, food, and art.
if any of these are true:<br />
<br />
you have an adventurous spirit.<br />
you want to have some fun!<br />
you want to have a drink.<br />
you are a pagan.<br />
you love the moon.<br />
you can feel positive energy.<br />
you know that it will all be okay.<br />
you love film.<br />
you like people who are sensitive and strong.<br />
you are at home around trees.<br />
you love to be in water.<br />
you are vegan but love a great steak.<br />
you cut up plastic six-pack holders before you throw them
away.<br />
you wish the best for everyone.<br />
you feel like it.
you bake.<br />
belong to cake of the month club.<br />
own a bakery or know someone who does.<br />
don't take yourself or any of this too seriously.
if your cool, duh.
you are looking for a long term serious relationship.
you like me so far, you'd like to chat some maybe have coffee. i
wouldn't mind making some new friends too.
you like to read, make stuff, dance, laugh at bad puns.
you want to
you are an amazing and beautiful person willing to associate with a
slob like me!
you're local, like to go out dancing at bagg or death guild, like
the citadel, fanime, dickens fair...<br />
like corsets, cyber goth, burlesque, rockabilly, pin up, steampunk,
lolita, or things of the sort.<br />
<br />
you're not going to give me crap about being bi, and aren't
involved in bodyshaming, (i.e if you agree with real women have
curves, or no one likes a fatass kind of thing) or indulge in
slutshaming.<br />
<br />
also, i am not a mistress or a sex toy, i am a human being. please
kindly make some kind of...effort and not just chase this skirt?
and any gay girls in doubt, please stop the biphobia, and don't
think i'll switch teams while with you- this goes for men, too. i
won't switch teams then, either. thank you, needed to clear that up
;-;
you're looking for company to explore the bay.<br />
<br />
you find my missing ipod.<br />
<br />
you want to go to alcatraz, because i've never been.
you think we might be good company to one another....
down to game?
you wanna hang out/ party/ dance/ blaze/ wonder/ wander/ anything
else with me :d
i think sam worthington is one of the sexiest actors in the world.
if you look anything like him, you get dibs on being first in line.
you feel there is a connection based on interests and a gut feeling
of chemistry or just are willing to take a chance to find out if it
is or can be. you feel there is a connection based on interests and
a gut feeling of chemistry or just are willing to take a chance to
find out if it is or can be.
you want!
you're serious.
you're kind, intelligent, amusing and/or love food/wine. if you
have good stories to tell, if you love dogs .... lots of things,
really. if any/all of those apply, give a holler. extra points if
you're a jazz musician or a southern gentleman. or if you read the
entire profile. i wrote lots, i know.
you can agree with at least 5 of these statements:<br />
you know what an ent is.<br />
you like whales or at least the idea of them.<br />
you want to be great in some shape or form in some part of your
life.<br />
you like big dogs.<br />
you dont over-smack you lips when you eat.<br />
you dont say hella every ten seconds<br />
you're actually on this site looking to meet people.
you are looking for company go out and try something new, share
your obsession, take a bike ride, swim, dance, climb. you are
looking for company to stay home and cook together. you can help me
play the piano. the prospect of camping while on a hike or bike
trip appeals to you. at least some days you get going quickly in
the morning.
you don't take yourself too seriously.<br />
you are: respectable, modest, witty, and funny<br />
<br />
oh ... and scorpios born in the year of the pig or dog =p
you're awesome and understand dry humor. you're adventurous,
free-spirited, and open-minded. you know what an oxford comma is.
i'm in town for a month before i leave. i want to meet a ton of
people and have funz.
you would like to get to know me.<br />
<br />
please be honest and up front, i appreciate acknowledgment and
responses back.<br />
<br />
*i am not looking for a fling of some sort, please don't approach
me for such.*
you've read this far and are still interested. i've tried to put
the real me in here as much as possible, so what you see and read
is what you're gonna get.<br />
<br />
or you could have just been floored by the pictures i guess
(stranger things have happened), and if that's the case, skip
reading my mini-essay and fire off a message.<br />
<br />
talk to you soon.
you are social and outgoing but chill. no high maintenance guys or
a types, i can't handle people who are too high strung. ideally i
am looking for a guy who likes sports, especially <a class="ilink"
href="/interests?i=soccer">soccer</a> and good <a class="ilink"
href="/interests?i=beer">beer</a> and scotch and is not intimidated
by an independent 6'0'' tall woman with curves. a guy who likes to
sleep in and do <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=crosswords">crosswords</a> and watch cheesy movies
(more action, b movie or stupid comedy than romantic comedy, but
there are exceptions) on rainy days, who also likes to <a class=
"ilink" href="/interests?i=hike">hike</a>, sometimes. someone who
likes to go out to live music and local pubs but isn't opposed to
staying in sometimes.
if you are looking for someone who is not a round or square peg,
but more on the octagon persuasion.
you've gotten this far and think we would hit it off and can come
up with something more clever than only saying "hi, you have a nice
smile" as your opening message.<br />
<br />
or, if you want to go on fun adventures near or far. i love san
francisco, but i like to go out of out of town more. you can make
the first move, you can hold a decent conversation, enjoy having
fun and non stressful relationships, you are open to anything.
you have balls! nuff said or if you are not afraid to relax and
laugh!
you believe yourself to be sane and happy
you find my profile interesting, want to explore a new friendship,
are not a stick-thin girl, have a personality, love yourself and
are comfortable with yourself and your body.
you don't think we should act 'like adults' just because we're
older.<br />
you're endlessly curious about the world and not self-conscious
about being a kid in public.<br />
<br />
a love of surreal humour would obviously be an aluminium bee.
you are passionate about discovering and discussing dynamics in the
world.
u liked my profile and wanna see me in person...
-you want to know more about me.<br />
-you think i'm pretty cool.<br />
-you could see us bieng good friends.<br />
-you want to take me out on a date.<br />
-you are serious and not a flake.
if you're interested, want to grab a drink (coffee is included) and
make new friends.
if you're interested.<br />
<br />
i find sending messages on okcupid as a guy to be frustrating,
as<br />
ladies are out numbered three to one. if you think we would
get<br />
along, or maybe even just curious, send me a message and we can
take it from there.
if you are someone with a similar spirit for outdoor adventure who
is smart, confident, playful, and has a sense of humor. i love to
laugh and make others laugh so that's going to be important! are
you goal oriented, spirited, enthusiastic? do you take care of
yourself physically and mentally? my ideal date would be lady-like
when she needs to be but may get a little crass when appropriate.
if you're afraid of getting some dirt on your jeans then you might
not be a good fit :(<br />
<br />
will you go out of your comfort zone for the sake of new
experiences?<br />
<br />
ping me if you think you may be able to keep up!
you own a four-door <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=honda+civic">honda civic</a>.<br />
<br />
or if you're my yoga teacher, adam. seriously, we need to talk
about the nascent soul patch.
you like to have a good time and you're not afraid of a guy with
more hair on his chest than his head.
you're cool with just friends.<br />
<br />
read for bonus points:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/happiness-in-world/200910/marriage-business-proposal?page=2
you're not a guido!
you wanna have a good time; grab a beer, cook dinner, do sports,
watch a movie, or go to a concert.
you like mushy peas and chips. or hobnobs... want an adventure to
the middle of nowhere, like epic-ness have a surplus of good beer
or machinery you want broken then (maybe) fixed. if you like/keep
fish and want to reflect on how fickle they are or just really
enjoy sitting by the lake drinking coffee philosophising.
*you believe in friends first and everything else after.<br />
*you are willing to meet in person (no email penpals).<br />
*you are fun and love exploring sf and the bay area and are looking
for someone to do fun stuff with.<br />
*you have your act together.<br />
*you're curious.
1. you like dogs<br />
2. you want kids<br />
3. you don't mind a busy chaotic life<br />
4. having a burger and beer sounds just as appealing as a wine bar
and cheese<br />
5. you like to hit the slopes in the winter
-you think all of this blather is interesting or if you just have
something to say. something beyond 'hey what's up?' or nondescript
comments about my appearance.<br />
-you want to help me find awesome food destinations in sf or other
nearby spots. likewise if you have a great spot for vintage finds
and sexy things.<br />
-you are down with: polyamory, kink, gay/bi/queer/pansexual goings
on<br />
-you occasionally have time to kill and want someone to help with
the assassination<br />
-you're not looking for a relationship and can walk into a
situation with that in mind. if something good happens, fantastic,
but i don't want to go into anything with that as the goal.<br />
==&gt;please, do me a solid, don't message or chat me if you're
just looking for someone to boost your sexual ego or hook up with.
i'm not playing that game
you are available on many levels, kind, value truth and have a
worldly appreciation, and are downright good human to know : )
you like folding laundry.
you view my profile and feel a sense of connection...you want to
talk more about interests we share...you are ready to engage your
intrepid relationship explorer
you would like to get together for drinks.
you shouldn't message me.
your interested
you think we might have something in common....
you are awesome and want to see how we can be awesome<br />
together.<br />
<br />
or you want to build a robot. or go on a bike ride adventure.
or<br />
dance out bollywood movie choreographies. or do handstands. or
make<br />
3d models of interesting objects. or play guitar and play
tetris<br />
and drink hot chocolate.
you think that we would have fun together, and would be good
friends too. i am looking for a woman who likes to laugh and is
caring and intelligent. on the last point: being able to think,
have your own views, and carry on interesting discussions is what
matters to me with respect to intellect.
it feels right....and you are confident with yourself, you are
ready to be treated right and prepared to meet one of the good
guys...!
my dream girl makes a mean burrito. just saying.
if you want to talk to me. i am very friendly so message away.
you feel like it.... i don't mind if you message me first (in fact,
that might be a good idea, because i don't go on okcupid all that
often).
you wanna.
you think we might have the right stuff to bring out the best in
one another.
you like/have drugs, want to rave. i'm looking for someone to
explore psychedelics with or someone with similar musical tastes to
smoke pot with. or someone into the same games and movies i'm into
(anyone excited/worried about prometheus?).
you can do more than wink, if you're intelligent, if you want to
have fun getting to know someone new, or if you just feel like it.
also, i'm allergic to cats, so cat owners need not apply.
you like what you read, desire intelligent conversation, want to
learn about human energy/potential, and can put an apparent age
difference behind you for at least one face to face meeting ... i
am young at heart, and my body is much younger than my years in
this existence, and my life experiences might just be interesting
topic of conversation
you are looking for afternoon tea on the weekends to connect on
similar interest.
you read the above and think "that sounds like someone i need to
know!" rather than "what a weird spaz!" or "how terribly
boring...".<br />
<br />
i'm looking for someone who is intelligent, fearless, and
kind.<br />
<br />
a tendency toward spur of the moment episodes of kite flying is a
bonus.<br />
<br />
some information regarding the accidents of human relations:<br />
<br />
-i'm tall, and i do dig gals who are similarly vertically
blessed.<br />
<br />
-i am very much into fitness and caring for the body. as far as i
am concerned, healthy is the best look. also, a little more is
generally preferred to a little less.<br />
<br />
-for reasons that are beyond my knowing, i tend to be more
attracted to gingers, gals of middle eastern descent, and gals of
east indian descent. go figure!<br />
<br />
other than "intelligent, fearless, and kind", none of the above
particularly important.
you're willing to get to know somebody new without any expectations
and your ready for a relationship.
if you're real
you are healthy and fit, trustworthy, educated, articulate,
international traveler and with similar values and qualities.<br />
then maybe we could speak for 7.2 minutes ;-)
if you like what you see
you relate to any of the above!
you've endured and actually read this far. if you really want to.
if you're a genuinely good-natured person (not only cuz your mama
or papa says you are).
the word "nerd" doesn't appear in your profile
you have a positive outlook!
you have the same blue-green eyes as me.
i am brand new to this internet dating thing, and i am interested
in meeting someone who values communication, connection, enjoys
life and isn't afraid of intimacy.
you want to.
you have a good joke for me.
only if your interested
would like to go out and have a great time.
if you like to try new a different thing. if you like to smile and
have fun. holla at me!
you are interested in making a new friend or maybe more.
-you agree that texting is evil.<br />
-you know the jay-z part of "03 bonnie &amp; clyde". i need a duet
partner.<br />
-you have a little flava.<br />
-also, if you can laugh at something as ridiculous and offensive as
this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xak108u2xas
... you're some combination of clever, geeky, and active. you'd
like to talk about things.<br />
<br />
you're doing a project and could use a work buddy.
it seems to make sense.
-something in this profile peaks your interest?<br />
-if you love the black keys and want to meet someone else who's
obsessed with them. or if you love any band i love/are passionate
about music and wanna geek out together.<br />
-if you wanna bond over a love of eggplants of any and all kinds,
cause it seems like everyone i know is really "meh" about
them.<br />
-if the idea of a tall dude, with a beard and a bunch of blonde
hair does the trick for you?<br />
-if you've ever seen me around and thought of saying hello but
didn't.<br />
<br />
i didn't put looking for friends on here, because that's not why
i'm here. i believe that you can never have too many friends, and
i'm pretty flexible about taking things slow, but ultimately wanna
use okc for dating. social networking with friends is what i have
facebook for.
you want to make new friends.
you are excited about your life and have something in your life
about which you are passionate . . . could be work, could be
writing that great american novel, reading about history, making
the best homemade pizza ever, anything that really rocks you; you
are ready to have a great time getting to know an incredible woman
who is very low maintenance and low drama (i mean very very low).
if you are looking for someone with whom to spend this 3rd chapter
of your life, please message me.
you like what you see and wanna hang out :-)
you are ready to be in a relationship, know yourself well, are
curious about the world, passionate about your life and things you
love, and really want to share yourself and your life with
someone.<br />
<br />
(currently, i'm living most of the time in san francisco. but, i'm
open to other different locations, especially boston, providence,
new york, europe (especially italy and the uk)<br />
<br />
ps. i speak italian fairly well, so if you do to, that's great!
if you want to know more about me
you are a passionate wilderness explorer and would like to earn a
your "ellie badge."<br />
you are down to earth, not looking to play games and can be
honest.<br />
you are an affiliate of optimus prime<br />
you like surrounding yourself with positive people.<br />
you wear superhero underwear<br />
<br />
you have a sense of humor!
enjoy being silly,<br />
like bbc comedies,<br />
enjoy singing in the car/shower,<br />
find my ability to name all the disney characters as sexy or at
least charming.
you're sweet, funny, goofy, interesting and love to chat! i love
cafes .... and coffee ... and tea ... and wine!
you find a typo in the above.
you have something to talk about besides my cat sweatshirt. i know
it's adorable, and i know you want one, but i bought it years ago
and i doubt you'll ever find one.
i am looking for someone i can relate to and hold a conversation
with. i have extremely eclectic interests so this is only usually a
challenge if your shallow, narrow minded, or overly reserved.<br />
<br />
i know we have our preferences... but race shouldn't be one of them
and i personally don't understand why it is for some people. age is
also not important to me as long as you are open minded, mature,
and relatable.<br />
<br />
please just go ahead and message me and say hello.
you are positive and wants to know me better.
you want the best relationship you've ever had !!!
if you can laugh at yourself and the world around you while
consciously trying to make the most of it, for yourself and others.
and if you're curious....
you like out of the box thinking...love sexy tomboys...and love to
cook in heels.
you like to laugh and want to meet up for a pool game or a drink,
or both.
you want to?
you want to. especially if you think i am cute.
you find me interesting and think we might be a match :).
if you are a geek .-. otaku, lolita or a shut in<br />
if you like anime<br />
if you enjoy teachin poeple to dance ;3<br />
if you like chill days when you do one thing and lay back the rest
of the day.<br />
if you don't mind me driving like a idoit<br />
if you know what flcl is
you are an easy going, confident guy who will take us on the best
double date of our lives (with a friend who wants in on the fun)
you want to go and enjoy the city with me, particularly if it
involves coffee, wine, or one of sf's many awesome parks.
if you can see yourself going to a tyler the creator show after
playing catch phrase while rolling sushi with people you just met
last week at art murmur.<br />
<br />
i'm not saying ive done or am looking for this kind of
action....you just gotta be a down mf who thinks twice before
passing judgement on people. hipsters are annoying and bros piss me
off... sexy smart open morally sound with a healthy sex drive might
get some tonight.
you think we would have fun meeting!
you're down to go on a hike, look for delicious food and drink, to
the beach for a surfing session, or to check out a cool museum in
the city!
you're at all interested in establishing a friendship. we'll see
where it moves from there. i'm open to new things. hope you are
too.
you're emotionally available for a relationship.
if you feelyou count riches as friendships, art, or just laughing
at life's twists and turns, you're ready to take a chance on life
and love, if you look deeper than the physical realms, if you care
about those less fortunate in this world
you want to find yourself with someone who can be quite playful,
provocatively affectionate, easy going but with definite
preferences.<br />
<br />
because you enjoy sarcasm with a warm smile attached and east coast
wit.<br />
<br />
you don't consider yourself ironically deficient.<br />
<br />
you like sparkly eyes.<br />
<br />
you like kissing, a lot.<br />
<br />
and to answer your question:<br />
<br />
as a matter of fact,<br />
i do have a master's degree in spooning.<br />
<br />
not to brag, but, if you like being held before you go to sleep,
and if you don't mind being kissed between your shoulders,<br />
you might not find my talents without worth.<br />
<br />
and, between the kissing and the spooning,<br />
you yearn for things both sweet and strong,<br />
well, you might enjoy me for that as well.<br />
<br />
if all or any of that works for you we could have a glass of wine
together and see.
you want to explore the city and meet someone new.
you would like to have a drink and chat
you are nice, cool
you are craving adventure.
if you like poetry even a little bit. i've learned that i simply
cannot date a guy who doesn't like poetry...<br />
<br />
if you want to model. if we get to know each other, it is darn
likely that i'll ask. here's some of my work:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/prefon13<br />
<br />
if you have curly hair, or freckles. (they do me in!)<br />
<br />
if, after reading my profile, you can answer the question, "you
should message me if..."
there is an alien invasion, an earthquake, because you have a good
answer.<br />
<br />
a good question would be even better.
ping me if you'd like a warm, fun presence in your life, you've got
some romance in your soul, and you're ready for things to actually
work out.
if you want to. i'm not forcing you to, but if you did, that would
be nice too.<br />
<br />
but if you can sing, play an instrument, you can serenade me!<br />
if you can dance, then you can...dance for me?<br />
if you're funny...make me laugh!
ill let you decide
you're not a creeper
you are interested in <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=ds">ds</a>, <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=kink">kink</a>, healthy and functional <a class=
"ilink" href="/interests?i=polyamorous">polyamorous</a>
relationships. or if you are a <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=submissive">submissive</a> looking for a <a class=
"ilink" href="/interests?i=dominant">dominant</a>. or just want to
say hello!<br />
and feel free to message me for no good reason at all. i love
random meetings with people.<br />
<br />
one last note, the okc should offer fuzzy age ranges for someone
the "i'm looking for" section. don't take those ranges as limits in
either direction. when it comes to age, what i'm looking for is
someone who is old enough to consent to the nastiness i want to do
to them, intelligent enough to get it, and young enough to play.
i've had great experiences with people outside both poles of the
22-50 range.
you take relationships seriously and are not a flake!
you are unique and interesting and willing to explore. you have
curiosity and an open mind for the unexpected.
one or more of the following is true:<br />
<br />
you think we have something to laugh about<br />
you have a secret you're dying to tell<br />
<br />
you think cliches about asian women are boring<br />
you know that the origin of 'cliche' means 'to lock something in
place'<br />
<br />
and the origin of 'desire' means 'from the stars'<br />
you hear the word 'bobolink' and chuckle<br />
<br />
you find bees intriguing<br />
your sense of humor or curiosity is one of your best traits<br />
<br />
sometimes you look at someone and they say only one thing<br />
and you know exactly what is in their heart<br />
<br />
you're good at fixing things<br />
you love long drives
you're sexy and clever<br />
you can laugh at your silly self<br />
you're kind and considerate, even if it's not in a cheery kinda
way<br />
you have good friends and your own thing going on<br />
you like sandwiches<br />
you want to meet in person
you're a sincere lad or lass whose open minded about this thing.
and have been complimented on your magnificent communication skillz
by at least 2 people at some point in the recent past.
you want to get some thai good!
if any of this tickles your fancy, your funny bone, or any
appendage.
you felt that internet chemistry.
you are financially and emotionally stable, intelligent (i love for
a man to be smarter than i, not out of old-fashioned-ness but
because i like to learn from others), at least somewhat outdoorsy,
kind, open-minded, and live in san francisco or marin...<br />
this is non-negotiable...since i get a lot of questions about
this--i spent years commuting back and forth to do theater and
music in the east bay. the bay bridge is an abomination. i just
don't do bay bridge. the only thing worse than the bay bridge is
two bay bridges. and the only thing worse than that is bart, which
doesn't even take you where you're going. don't weasel me with a
message if this does<br />
not fit....time is not to be wasted in this short life. and
oh!<br />
i almost forgot! you should b-e- a-b-l-e<br />
t-o - r-e-a-d. (see above: who are single:<br />
that means no married men.) i don't mind moderate drinking,<br />
but alcoholics--no thank you.
you love to workout and have a brain and you're going to be around
more than one day and have time to want to spend with me :)
you enjoy talking about food, politics, social justice/injustice or
the latest and greatest in pop culture.<br />
<br />
please no "hey girl". thanks! : )
you're interested in spending time with someone who is high yield
and low drama. :)
you are kind, outgoing, have a great sense of humor, like having
adventures and value family and friends. i'd love to grab a
drink...
you find me interesting.
you want to meet a nice guy.
you don't take yourself too seriously<br />
you are able to engage in interesting conversations<br />
you don't carry your cellphone/blackberry on a holster on your belt
you're interested.
you are kind, open-minded, want to make a new friend, and enjoyed
reading my profile.
you're cool to be around, laid-back, fun, can hold a conversation,
independent, know what you want out of life, honest, not a flaker
and if you like me, hello!
you can name a song by dwele, have been to a concert of any kind in
the last six months, like sushi enjoys being active and knows a
line or two from green eggs and ham.
you are interested/interesting.<br />
please message me especially if you are a cute veg queer who likes
kink. or if you are a cannabis enthusiast. or if you want to become
a bananarchist. or if you wanna make out.<br />
also if you are an olderish hairy trans bear daddy please please
please message me.
you were interested, curious or otherwise touched by anything you
saw here.<br />
<br />
you are bored and want to talk
like what you see and want to know more plus having your own
personal guide to show you the wonders of this amazing world!
you want to meet me, or talk to me, and you consider yourself to be
someone worth knowing.. also, you should have all of your front
teeth... very very important to have front teeth in my opinion...
there's a reason to meet...
you're not afraid to have fun and try new things. i can be tame and
domesticated at times. wild and spontaneous, other times.
you are intested in me, self supportive, and are not into games
your tired of weak excuse for a men liars fake people ass holes
and<br />
bitches but if you wanna talk with someone who gonna listen and can
carry on a converstation then i'm that guy
if you're a good person with a big heart and a bright mind. and you
got a little edge...
you aren't afraid to make the first call. women have surpassed men
in studies and soon to be the workforce and yet some are still
living in 50's era where men do all the work. i thought feminism
was about being equal?
you're cute. you're sarcastic, or at least can deal with/understand
my sarcasm. you know and love ween. you know the correct responce
when someone says, "party on wayne". you love the ocean....
i'm just amending the below archive of my year ago self to say that
i'm really looking for that combination of exceptionally honest,
sexually exploring, intellectually challenging, and casual. that's
where i'm at myself and it's always such a relief to find people
who are like me. of course, the last "casual" okc date i went on
turned into a year and half long relationship...that's not really
what i'm looking for right now. at least not consciously...
you rock. or you're weird.
you want to know more about me. you are looking for a friend, an
activity partner, or a relationship. you love outdoors and
generally talk more than listen :)
you have a genuine curiosity, are willing to speak on the phone or
have coffee/activity. have enough integrity to write and give your
feelings if we do not mesh well. :)
if you are a solid real person and comfortable with yourself and
looking for activity partners, dating, or potential ltr.
you're taller than 7 feet, or you think we'd get along.
you're funny, have most of your teeth, and like good conversations.
you're around my age or younger, cute, boyish, open minded, and
like making new friends!
you have a passion you love to share with others, but are
well-rounded enough not to take it too seriously.<br />
<br />
or you think you can get me to dance.
you think we'd make a great team!
anything you read made you raise an eyebrow, or you just want to
get out of the house/apartment and converse over a cocktail.
- you don't spend 358 days a year thinking about seven days in the
desert. (does this make you think i'm against the whole thing? read
deeper.)<br />
- you want to take me out for sushi.<br />
- you want to.
if you're fun and energetic, have a good sense of humor, and like
to laugh. if you're a smartypants, or think you are. :)
you want to go to the symphony, art museum, opera or the beach.
you are confident in who you are.
you're up to the task.
if this song fits your life...http://youtu.be/fp15kxae3ig<br />
<br />
if you are real and one of the mad ones<br />
<br />
if you ask the big question and seriously try to solve them
you want to. especially if the idea of nerding out over philosophy
after a few beers sounds amusing. especially especially if you can
appreciate my love for symmetrical molecules.
... you like, and/or want to edit my profile.
you're wonderful inside and out, ambitious, independent,
intelligent, funny.<br />
you love to be yourself, and are proud to do so.<br />
you wear your passions.<br />
you find me intriguing...it only gets better.<br />
you don't think liking sublime makes me a "bro." i don't even know
what the hell a "bro" is.
i'm an average fit girly who likes to meet a fit guy. speak your
mind and be honest. who know's what could happen! cupid may hit me
in the ass again!
you choose to.
you're kind, emotionally self-aware, intelligent, open-minded,
curious about life, interested in personal and spiritual growth,
and/or affectionate  or just because you feel like messaging me.
- you are able to form coherent thoughts and communicate them
effectively--this means i'm going to ignore you if you just write
"hi" or "what's up?".<br />
<br />
- you're located somewhere between san francisco &amp; san mateo
(or don't mind driving to that area).<br />
<br />
- you're looking for additional friends/partners, or don't desire
frequent attention (i'm loyal and caring and i only have so much
time in a day).<br />
<br />
- you know what fetlife is and would be interested in potentially
playing (this does not mean sex).<br />
<br />
ps guys, i rarely date other guys so don't be offended if i ignore
your messages. that's not a challenge, it's a "don't call us, we'll
call you" kind of a thing.
...you live around berkeley/oakland and are down to kick it. i'd
love to say that i'm not too lazy to take the bart/drive back to
sf, but realistically, i am.
you should message me
requirements:<br />
-humor<br />
-drive/ambition<br />
-intelligence<br />
-great smile<br />
<br />
bonuses:<br />
-you take action<br />
-you are a fucking man<br />
-you like the smell of trees<br />
-you want to do something more interesting than "get a drink"<br />
-you ski or snowboard<br />
-you have a car<br />
-you want to hit up mission cliffs sometime
you like transmen and think we might get along
you are interested in exploring humanity and passion. also i guess
if i made you laugh and lastly if you can define
tintinnabulation... ring any bells?
many people have exclaimed that they have never met anyone else
like me. i suspect such an individual does not exist; i await to be
proven erroneous.<br />
<br />
if you think you are hot enough for me, and think i'm hot enough
for you, then chances are that you are, and i am, so go ahead. i
must say that my only real particularity in aesthetics is clear
skin.
something here resonates.<br />
you are accepting, playful, willing to take the occasional
risk.<br />
have no great hang ups about kids -naturally something to consider
here. (they are marvelous of course, tho not always so obviously
so.)<br />
like to keep things on the simpler side, not that i'm so great at
that.
you'd like to see if there's chemistry
if you see us having chemistry
if you like coffee and can name your favorite cafes in the city,
like finding new spots to have a meal or drink, or want to check
out an show/event.
you don't have a body shot as your default photo....
you fancy grabbing a pint one evening
you want to know more than can be contained in these little essay
cells...which is a lot.
i am ready to take steps toward meeting someone special who i can
share the adventure of life experiences. if you can be flexible and
spontaneous in what each day may hold, send me a message.
these profiles are great for a start, but i really like to meet in
person for a beer/coffee and see if we click. my photos are
current, are yours??
idealy being the key word here, im looking for a relationship with
some substance, not just a fuckbuddy (but honestly i wouldnt flat
out refuse that i don't think, just like no guy is gonna follow
your fine example and say on thier profiles "and hey i dont want to
see any pics of you standing around with your shirt off, i dont
wanna see that shit ok?)<br />
<br />
-you wanna swap war stories, listen to vinyl and read comic books.
so basicly if you like the same stuff now as when you were 12, just
maybe now with more smoking and drinking, depending on how hardcore
you were in middle school.<br />
<br />
-if you want to discuss the finer points and existential
ramifications of what exactly the grimace is and can it be killed?
you are single but most your friends dont really understand why and
you are not a square.
if you're awesome!
you are kind and honest.<br />
<br />
you value being yourself.<br />
<br />
you are willing to be open about your feelings and have meaningful
conversations.<br />
<br />
you like to laugh.
you find me attractive and interesting and want to find out if it's
mutual.
want to communicate with me....i guess. seems obvious.
you know the source of my user name without using google. (extra
points!)<br />
<br />
also, please refer to this website before messaging me:<br />
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
if you think that you're ready to meet someone new. someone that
will challenge you to think outside the box. if you'd like to date
someone with depth, passion, and drive.
you believe in magic. or if you leave me only the most mystically
seductive messages ever. please.
you are active, can make decisions, are social and can handle a
cocktail. bonus points for owning a tux.
you think disneyland is the happiest place on earth or you're
willing to prove me wrong, you have your "shit together", if you're
emotionally mature, or if you have a dog and want him/her to make a
friend (my dog). :)
you're a pleasant woman who would like a man in your already happy
life.
you are intelligent, happy, and have a good sense of humor.
ambition, optimism, chivalry, and some balance between
agoraphobic/gypsy are other valued traits.
i get along with most people but in general i'm looking for someone
who has a good sense of humor and can dish it as well as take it.
you are kind hearted, ambitious, passionate about something, can
carry a conversation, and have a sense of adventure. nice guys
don't finish last! =)
you are a positive person who is looking to have an engaging
conversation, try new things, and head outdoors.<br />
<br />
or not, never know :)
you must live in the bay area. i am looking for a tangible
relationship with someone who exists in real life not just over the
internet.<br />
you have to have availability to spend time together on a regular
basis. i am not looking for a one-night stand or online friend. i
want a friendship that has all the ingredients to grow into
something wonderful and exciting.
you like what you see or you just wanna hear a good story
if ya can hang w/a nyc gal. seriously, think about that.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
i swear i don't bite. not on the first meeting (no promises on that
either). ;) or if you're a car enthusiast or if you love legos and
you're not a hipster-douchebag.
you think i'm cute and share similar interests. not one for
poly/open relationships.
you are interested in a relationship that is not challenging,
supportive, or interesting.
...you can't think of a compelling reason not to.
not exclusively looking for a girlfriend, honestly what i am
looking for more is; girls who would like to be my friend,
especially those who like to do outdoorsy stuff, and even more so
especially those who are going to school as a science major and are
studious who would help me study. east bay a definite plus ahahaah.
i'll make up for it i swear, rides or food or something. =p<br />
<br />
find out more about me: http://pinterest.com/thetran/
you won't.
if you can deal with the fact that i'm in an open, nonmonogamous
relationship. if you found anything i had to say interesting. if
you just want someone to hang out and do stuff with. if you're not
intimidated by me, or if you are but aren't afraid to talk to me
anyway. if you're okay with the fact that i might be intimidated by
you. we'll see where things go from there.<br />
<br />
right now, i'd prefer to date other nonmonogamous people. ideally,
someone who would be happy seeing someone no more often than once a
week on average.
you want a new friend (or more), you don't find the wheelchair
intimidating, found anything i said here intriguing, and if you can
keep up with me!
you think we've got enough in common to enjoy one another and
you're not afraid to take a chance.
you are smart and funny and kind and awesome and like being around
trees. bonuses include liking the desert, having a spontaneous
streak while maintaining some semblance of responsibility, and
having a pet for me to walk on the weekends.
if you are awesome nerdy, a gamer, cool as shit, and chill enough
to hang out with someone who is/was shy.
...you truly feel you are smart, sexy, and self-confident.
u h8 ur life
you mostly wear sweatpants.<br />
if you're over... let's say... 30, we probably have little in
common. same goes if you're really straight edge and don't approve
of a drinking, smoking, sleeping all day, generally unhealthy
lifestyle.
if your fun easy going and looking for something a little out of
the norm feel free to message me. : ))
you don't take life too seriously... i kinda do.. but then i
don't... not much is that important i believe.. friends, trust,
family, honesty. . . anything else can wait. . .
you are open to meeting new people, and you can hold an interesting
conversation.
you want to meet a stranger, get to know him, and see what happens.
plain and simple
you are confident, well-adjusted and secure in who you are.<br />
<br />
you like to work hard and take care of yourself.<br />
<br />
you think you can make me laugh.
if you want to take me hiking, or anywhere outside the city for
that matter, ride a beach cruiser with me, go surfing, laugh a lot,
watch legends of the fall with me, go to a comedy show, and
basically just have an effing good time. u also have to accept the
fact that i forget things from time to time, haha.
you're a nice, honest, fun person who has similar interests as me.
... you feel like talking about: costa rica, travel, outdoor
funtivities, hockey, tennis, long-haired dachshunds, or video
games. or if you feel like trying to get my attention - i'm mainly
here looking for a girlfriend, though friends are a welcome side
effect. i'm bored of all work and no romance.
if you are the same....
you like to laugh, you are nice, you would never swear at your
parents. don't bother if you have an overinflated ego or you are
pretending to be cool.
you: have a lust for life (yes, i did just quote iggy pop).
understand what a semi-colon is used for. crave physicality. like
to dance all night. like to try new things. explore the liminal
space between hippie, intellectual and productive member of
society. appreciate complexity, strive for simplicity. despise
drama. are rarely satisfied, yet still happy.
if you are passionate and have a zest for life.
you can spell.
looking for friends, and if we can communicate and talk about each
others secrets then we are grown ups and we know how far we can
take it.
you like eating bread and cheese all the different ways<br />
you're a stripper with a heart of gold<br />
you can't take everything seriously<br />
you've donned a onesie in the last 18 months<br />
you think clogs do a body right
...you love fun and goofy. bonus points if you are totally awesome.
if you are really into playing scrabble, or tending orchids, or
keeping ant colonies, please tell me all about that, and i will
regale you with the epic saga of my pet frog (now over ten years
old).
you like my honest profile
you're not a creeper, want to have fun and are nice :)
you are smart, fun, and love to try new things.
people watching in delores park turns you on.
if your down to have a good time, a chill day, a sushi eat out!!!
... just go for a drink... clubbing!!!!! etc... theres lots to do
but little time.
you have a waffle-iron to trade for a bj.
you want to.
you are not weird or a stalker and in the age group i specified.
you like to laugh
you would like to get together so we can get to know each other.
you feel like we would have fun hanging out. if you are a wet
blanket or ridiculous... don't bother.<br />
don't contact me if: your parents are still your "roommates", you
don't have a car/ drive for some reason or if you have ever
referred to your child's mother as a "baby mama"
if you need a good friend
you can spell, you can make witty and interesting conversation, you
are not a pervert, at least until you meet me and i tell you it's
okay to be one. musicians are a plus.
love is a lil over rated or maybe its the kinda woman that im
intruded to. come real no lies if u aint feelin me what makes u
think im feelin u!!!! i keep it 100 looks are a plus but if u got
heart than maybe we got fire so burn it lol
you are interested in getting to know me.
you're down to earth<br />
you have a sense of humor<br />
think you are or want to be adventurous<br />
mentally and morally straight<br />
or if you feel like it!
you have something to say about something i said. did you know that
people send out apb messages like 'hey girl, ur hot, i'm a great
guy looking for a real woman, let's go on a date'? i'm
paraphrasing, but no lady likes to be treated like female #00345 or
whatever.<br />
<br />
and you're a nice guy with reasonable communication skills. not
rebounding or rebelling against your usual type, please.<br />
<br />
other than that, you should just message me. i don't know what to
do about getting "chosen" and i'm not that scary, anyway. simple!
people shouldn't take things so seriously. online matching should
be for making new friends first, then something perhaps more
depending on the chemistry. if you're too serious, you may risk
revealing some insecurities, but that's ok because i'm so
easy-going and forgiving that i'll always put you at ease. i
appreciate anyone who's willing to spend time with another person
in casual conversation. i think the internet is great in that it
allows for a very casual way of introducing others who would
normally never run into each other.
you're fun, motivated and a generally good person. you care about
having a positive impact on the world, in one way or another.
you're optimistic and always up for an adventure. i'm looking for
someone who is driven but balanced, who knows how to enjoy life and
has interests and hobbies aside from work. and please, a good sense
of humor.
you're smart, interesting, slightly quirky and possibly geeky with
a chemistry and sense of adventure that clicks with mine...<br />
<br />
bonus points if the names martin parr, henri cartier-bresson or
doisneau mean anything to you!
you want to.
you like the 3 bs: beer, bicycle and books
you are beautiful, kind and kind of rugged. i prefer a man that
requires less grooming than i do. you have a high code of honor and
good manners.
you are passionate about art, music, or culture. or if you want to
have an interesting conversation.
if you just want someone to hang out with.
you have a full set of teeth.<br />
you have no more than 4 children with no fewer than 3 different
people.<br />
you speak at least one language with intermediate fluency.<br />
you're not secretly a cyborg planning an imminent global takeover
(this one's negotiable depending on your timeline).<br />
you're hypothetically more scared of werewolves than
vampires.<br />
you can teach me how to "dougie" (i know this might sound simple,
but the list of those who have tried and failed is long and
distinguished).<br />
<br />
you need only match one of these. or feel free to make up one of
your own, since these were just randomly generated to make it
appear that i have some semblance of selectivity.<br />
<br />
if you don't match up with any of the above criteria (or with the
one you invented - which, to be frank, would suggest some worrying
things about your psyche), check back in an hour or so; my
standards are rapidly declining as desperation continues to play an
increasingly active role in my life.<br />
<br />
this profile will self-destruct in 10, 9, 8...
write me if you like to laugh, tend to see the glass half full, and
just want to connect with someone real. i usually write back.
thanks for visiting my profile.
you are just an easy, outgoing person, it's fun to hang out with!!
you need somebody to talk to or wanna become friends!
if you read or see something you like, let me know.<br />
tschuss!
you just want to say hey!
if you liked reading my obnoxiously long profile...or if you just
want to say hi. i will say hi back and then give you a quiz on "my
so-called life" and/or the history of "american idol." you can
choose.
you should message me. why the hell not?
if you like real curves, playful banter and can handle a real
woman.
you wanna hang
you are absolutely amazing and agree to be awesome!<br />
you love strip clubs and are sexually progressive and
experimental.<br />
you are interested in love and intimacy or deep and genuine
friendship regardless of exclusivity.<br />
you are a girl who is a switch or top that loves the idea of
inflicting humiliation from a bdsm stand point but is a caring and
supportive person outside of the bedroom. i only like people who
have exceptional grooming habits... and i don't like hair away from
the head, arms, eyebrows, or eyelashes.<br />
you are a doer and a thinker.<br />
if you have an interest or passion in technology and art.<br />
if you hated "little house on the prairie" as a child...<br />
if you feel like you are best friends with karen walker off of will
&amp; grace.<br />
if you eat sandwiches made out of cereal like that girl on the
breakfast club... or if you put chips on your sandwiches...<br />
if you want to go on a real adventure or become my body guard when
i am famous!<br />
if you wanna go to a sweet hackerspace  attend a conference or
lecture... go on a weekend travel adventure... are exciting...
congenial... and down to party or go to a conference<br />
<br />
you are a developer, want to work on a creative or tech project,
film maker, musician and want to jam or record music, know the ruby
programming language, rails framework, javascript, node, python,
php, c++, physicist, biochemist, financial guru, all around
adventurer that can keep up with my intense amount of interests
would like to write art and technology media, love open source,
wanna throw a party, and are just super awesome i love tennis and
basketball... and doing dangerous things from time to time. you're
an avid adventurer that likes to take risks.
you're funny.<br />
you can dish it out just as well as you can take it.<br />
you are confident.<br />
you have a mustache. so into facial hair.
you consider yourself to be somewhat abnormal, <a class="ilink"
href="/interests?i=quirky">quirky</a>, <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=geeky">geeky</a>, <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=nerdy">nerdy</a>, off kilter, or otherwise deviating
from the straight and narrow.<br />
<br />
you have discovered a cure for procrastination.<br />
<br />
you are emotionally available.<br />
<br />
you prefer npr/pbs over commercial radio/tv.<br />
<br />
you have a 3 digit iq.<br />
<br />
you have something to say.<br />
<br />
you are otherwise inclined to do so.
you find me interesting and would be interested in actually meeting
up :)
you will watch, and be excited about documentaries on topics such
as feral children.
you are willing to have a good conversation at a good location
you can laugh at yourself and life, you realize we are all a
perfect mess, you are making life full of all you want and yet you
can make time for tea/ a really good espresso....
you would like the fun to begin ;-)
you are actually, really, truly looking for a nice guy to be a good
friend to you. don't come looking for that one thing, i'm not like
that. also, if you have a passion for music then that helps, so
message me!
interested in chatting, finding new surf or dinner dates or meeting
someone new. are at ease on the beach as well as at an art opening
in a little black dress. have a pair of beatup cowboy boots in the
closet. love being outside.
you like me...?
i'm a banter. rer. so if you don't want to be banted at, dun
bother.
you've got something to say.<br />
<br />
most people, including myself, just send messages that say a basic
greeting or emphasize on a commonality, and sometimes ask a
question. i dare you to be bolder, go beyond that.
you feel an inexplicable desire to do so.
you want to know more.
you are the ceo of your own life and more often than not, you wake
up in the morning feeling happy. i don't care if you are a tax
accountant or a little league coach or a photographer. i do care
that you are passionate about what you do.<br />
<br />
you really enjoyed (or might really enjoy) burning man but it
didn't change your life and it's not top three on your list of
things you like to talk about.<br />
<br />
if those things are true and you'd rather have a glass of wine with
me than spend more time perusing these okcupid profiles, send me a
message.
you think i am more than just a person being described in this
short essay and seen in these pictures.<br />
<br />
or you want to have a new friendship with whom you can spend time
to talk about life, business, economy, politics, etc.<br />
<br />
or you have some cool idea and need a software engineer to work
with you to execute the idea. fyi, i have a great deal of knowledge
in the retail home furnishing business.<br />
.
you are as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside.
you agreed to anything in the "my self-summary" section<br />
<br />
you need someone to chat with<br />
<br />
if you are interested
you like having random adventures, no plans, just let the day take
you where it wants to.<br />
you have a wicked sense if humor that gets you in trouble
sometimes.<br />
can show me something new in the bay.<br />
are a lil kinky<br />
have tattoos or piercing or don't mind that i do<br />
think ya can drink me under the table
lady, if you like <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=achewood">achewood</a> or <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=louis+ck">louis ck</a>, we'll be friends at a
minimum. we might become friends+ (no promises. i'm a fragile
petunia)<br />
<br />
if you like <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=shellac">shellac</a>, but also like deodorant.<br />
<br />
you're okay with the fact that my beard fluctuates and i don't
really get how hair works.<br />
<br />
if you will take me on a long hike, then pull a magically cold beer
out of your backpack, and smile all awesome-like at me, and tell me
about a rad book, i will probably marry you like 18 times.<br />
<br />
if you want to watch <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=david+attenborough">david attenborough</a> fucks with
wilderness or most extreme elimination challenge with me and a
bottle of beer.<br />
<br />
if you can tell me where i can get a good bowl of ramen, or have
suggestions of places that are awesome in the rain.
if your ready to have an adventure
you feel that you and i have a lot in common and are up for someone
that loves life and adventure!!
you are playful, adventurous, curious, and passionate about
life.<br />
<br />
you are willing to work hard to build solid and strong
relationships in your life, and enjoy the process.<br />
<br />
you know that this is only a small slice of who i am, and a skewed
one biased by my own thoughts and interests of late. the process of
getting to know one another could likely involve a lot of laughing
about how we tried to represent ourselves to the internet
world.<br />
<br />
and for the record, do not message me for hookups. i'm in it to win
it.<br />
<br />
above all, stay honest and stay kind.
this phrase means anything to you:<br />
'its not crazy, its sports'<br />
-or-<br />
you like a nice scotch or bourbon and know a good place to grab
one<br />
<br />
but anyone is welcome to message.
if you feel like it.<br />
<br />
if you wan't to eat organic fruit while listening to reggae. nom
nom nom, mon mon mon.
you feel like it or if you think both of our lives would be better
by knowing each other.
if you're a hopeless romantic and gentleman.
you are blessed with that rare combination of intelligence, sex
appeal, and swagger, and you enjoy brunching. you are a creator,
you do something that matters to you and the world, and you care
about the people in it.<br />
<br />
deal breakers: penny pinchers, charlatans, extremists, guilty
eaters, you think smooth jazz is sexy...
you love yourself first and foremost - that's the big one for me.
also, if you generally have no preconceived notions or
expectations. if you have an open mind and a great sense of humor.
wary of any hard-line religious and/or political views. if you are
respectful, straight forward, honest, etc...
you're smart, funny, and attractive!!
you're healthy, you're mature, you think you can make me laugh, or,
if my profile made you laugh.
you like to sneak those small bottles of wine into movie
theaters.<br />
<br />
you, or someone you know, has been abducted by aliens.
you feel like we have some chemistry.
you're honest, healthy, sexy, and fairly independent.<br />
<br />
if you are looking for something super serious, you'll have to rock
my world's face off. so, in addition to the first four
characteristics, you should also be intelligent, patient,
adventurous, funny, and able to bring something to the relationship
that complements me and makes my life better. this is probably
easier to evaluate in person.
you are comfortable with polyamory. you are fun and creative,
intelligent and curious. you are a femme or butch boi. :)
you're sweet and open minded and think we might have fun together.
you're the kind of gal who likes to spend time connecting, perhaps
over dinner, while sharing a bowl in the park or on a roof, on a
hike or amongst each others friends. i'd like to meet people who
like to mill over philosophies and their application to life, art
and the psyche and who'd be into joining me at lectures or phil
groups. i'm equally interested in meeting you if you aren't into
that at all but are intensely passionate about something and
willing to engage me in your world.
you love to laugh! have mutual interests and wanna see what im all
about
you would rather be out having adventures rather than hearing about
them.<br />
travelling light means no more than a backpack.<br />
scrambling up a canyon to see if there's a waterfall sounds like
fun.
...you bike, board, or the following phrases mean anything to you
at all: "paradise loop", "alpine dam loop", "mud and
cowbells".<br />
<br />
...if our match % is high. i want to know if okcupid's match engine
works.<br />
<br />
...if you have a dog. bonus if said dog needs walking or sitting.
you like live music. or if i made you smile/laugh while reading my
profile.
you are ambitious, independent, and intelligent.<br />
<br />
you can also do it to network or if you want to try new and
delicious food with me in sf/east bay.
you like to bike, you like food, you enjoy walks, cooking and
conversations
all this looks good to you and you think you may be a match.
you love sf, have something interesting to say, or think you
should....
....you expect the worst and hope for the best!!!
building a life with someone is important to you.<br />
<br />
the idea of cross-country skiing (or snowshoeing) into a hut in the
woods sounds like fun to you<br />
<br />
you're proactive at dealing with your issues - or if you don't have
any. but then you'd be an android. if you look like data, we're
on.<br />
<br />
you think you can beat me in a dance-off. or boggle. bring
it!<br />
<br />
you read these: boing boing, reddit, hyperbole and a half.
you want to grab a beverage of some sort.<br />
<br />
you would like to go out with a down to earth guy who enjoys the
outdoors, doesn't take himself too seriously, doesn't care about
having the fanciest clothes (this does not mean i am sloppy), and
who has a simple joy of life.
if you like to relax and have fun.<br />
if you have a adventurous attitude.
you want to be in a long term relationship, you have integrity,
want to have kids someday, you are honest, caring, funny, loving,
giving, affectionate, and compassionate.
any of this sounds good to you.
you are interested in an open minded, down to earth, honest guy
with a positive outlook about life.
you love jesus, love to have fun (a must) and are genuinely
awesome, but don't act like you know it. a plus if you are into the
49ers, medicine, or know what the most difficult play in baseball
is.<br />
<br />
galatians 5:13 you, my brothers and sisters, were called to be
free. but do not use your freedom to indulge the flesh; rather,
serve one another humbly in love.<br />
<br />
message me if this means anything to you :)<br />
<br />
hope everyone on here finds what they are looking for on here, and
be blessed
you are creative, enjoy movies, and are a good kisser.. you want
a<br />
girl with a great personality and a bit of curves.<br />
if you have a great sense of humor and don't take life to<br />
serious.<br />
want too know more. b
if you think "house of air" is a good idea, or a night geeking out
at a new restaurant. we'd probably hit it off swimmingly.
..you live life in the slow lane. if you've got friends in low
places. you travel inter-city rather than inter-continent, and you
know your bus lines, bike routes, and bart stations. even if you
know you're way around the world, you still really, <i>really know
your way around the block</i>. you're on a first-name basis with at
least one bartender, and you know what's being referenced when
someone says "jack","jameson" or "powers". if you've ever set foot
out your front door, picked a random direction and walked until you
hit beach, bay, or daly city. if you've regularly found yourself
amidst the teeming crush of cultures within a muni bus at rush
hour, then smiled gently and thanked god that you get to live
here...
you want to go out and grab drinks with some friends, get to know
each other better over the inter webs or grab a coffee, do grocery
shopping together or even laundry. hikes, workouts and excursions
welcomed too!
what i have written speaks to the deepest part of your being. let's
talk.
you want to get to know me
you are creative, funny, and like to try new things in life!
you're awesome.<br />
<br />
i am listed as gay above, but i am also open to trans men and
women. also, i am poly, and open to others who are as well. hooray
for flexibility.<br />
<br />
so... life has kind of taken over lately, and i haven't had the
time/energy to meet new people. there are so many awesome ones on
here tho that i would love to get to know! alas. maybe this summer
when the sunshine is in full swing... :p
you are interested in talking on here and then maybe meeting in
person...i want to live fantasies not just dream about them...let's
see if there is a connection :) just friends is ok too..i am fine
with just hanging out as friends :) i dont have to be your love
match to be a good friend :)
if you what to stop being treated like shit. message me if you want
the remote control. message me if you want the window seat. but
most importantly message me if you would like to be treated right.
if you love god and have a kind heart.<br />
<br />
you want to do something fun.<br />
<br />
i'm not too crazy about this whole online dating concept, but i'm
happy to make new friends and if it leads to something else then,
thats cool too!
you're fun, talkative, enjoy trying news things and like to get out
and enjoy the city. you should love being active too. no couch
potatoes.
if you think we might be compatible and you love the outdoors.
you're interested in chatting or hanging out.<br />
<br />
also if you want to play tichu or league of legends
you feel like it!
you do lots of cool things and want to do more cool things. also if
you have audio-visual synaesthesia--i have many questions for you.
you see something that you think might match what you're looking
for.
you are interesting, or interested in meeting me!
you have tentacles. or you could make me laugh.
you are witty, adventurous, open minded, kind-hearted, book and
street smart, in good physical shape, love live music, movies &amp;
travel.
you aren't a total weirdo, actually look like your profile pic,
have something interesting and intelligent to say, don't have a
bunch of relationship hang ups or commitment phobias, love to laugh
and have fun in life, and like to go to the ocassional costume
party. i also don't want the " sup hottie" or "hey baby you are
cute". thanks.
you share any common interests, because i love new friends.
if you want to know more about me (i really don't like to write
about myself)
you want some witty banter or to talk about the future
prefer you to be around my city
if you want to buy me delicious food.
if you want to meet someone out of the ordinary.
ur cute and bored
you wanna get to know this feisty ass woman :)
if your interested in me and what you did just read.
you're a genuinely happy person and want to be doted upon.
... you're a nice, mature adult with a career, direction in life
and plans for his future that could include a nice girl of the same
description. if you can enjoy going to a club and dancing! oh, and
if you have mike holmes-type home improvement knowledge, but do not
own overalls.
... you would like to....
you are up for a little fun, excitement, and passion.
please send me a message if the mood strikes.
you think we have some things in common<br />
<br />
you would like to meet up for a drink or grab a bite sometime, or
maybe go for a hike or a drive down the coast.<br />
<br />
you'd be willing to actually come down to half moon bay to hang out
with me sometime, however, i don't mind driving up to the city or
over the hill if we hit it off.
if you enjoyed reading this.
you want to go rock climbing at planet granite in the presidio!!!
seriously!
you are so inclined...
you are low-maintenance, of healthy mind, body, and soul,
financially responsible, good-natured, quick to laugh, true to
yourself, unadorned (sorry, i don't care for tattoos or facial
hair. i've tried, really.), not addicted to electronics, not
looking for wham-bam.
if you were interested or endeared by what i had to say, and are
someone who is fun to experience the universe with, i would very
much like to hear from you.
you are people-smart, you are skilled in some way, you don't live
with your ma, you make me laugh
if you like to have fun in a variety of ways.<br />
if you have a reliably good sense of humor.<br />
if you are open to new people and new experiences.<br />
if you are reasonably physically fit.<br />
if you enjoy good food.<br />
if you can laugh it off.<br />
if you are not a member of the tea party.<br />
if you have some, but not too much baggage.<br />
if you like to travel.<br />
if you, too, believe every day is a gift!
you feel we have some things in common, are sincere, down to earth,
emotonally available, don't live too far away, and have grown kids
or no kids.
you like coffee, small talk, and don't mind a gal with a dry sense
of humor.
if you want to chat, meet for coffee or a glass of wine, and get to
know each other.
you are someone who enjoys learning and creating*, and would like
to exchange ideas (and, perhaps, bodily fluids). bonus points if
you're into karaoke.<br />
<br />
* calling someone creative, to me at least, can mean one of two
things: he or she has many original thoughts, or he or she spends a
lot of time creating stuff. i consider myself creative in the
latter sense only.
you are mammal/human/female/living (no zombies)
a) you want to be my climbing partner<br />
b) you want to check out a potentially delicious restaurant<br />
c) you need someone to go with you to an awesome concert<br />
d) you are hilarious, and need someone to appreciate it
you dig what i wrote and wanna meet up for coffee to know one
another. and if you like social studies teachers and
singer-songwriters.
1. you are ex-military<br />
2. you are into good restaurants<br />
3. you are into sports<br />
4. you are into great sex
you enjoy sentence fragments and [non-sequitur].<br />
<br />
or a too long wait for a too long reply.
you can relate, love a life of inquiry, are wanting to deepen the
conversation....
things i said interested/intrigued you....
why not, what have you got to loose...life is short
you're as self deprecating as you're adept with throwing knives. if
you know which kraftwerk songs are sampled in afrika-bambaataa's
planet rock. you're not afraid to brandish your pitch black sense
of humor, yet, compassion is not a 4 letter word. catholic whiskey
enthusiasts, check here.<br />
<br />
i work batshit crazy hours for a 24 hour restaurant, industry gals,
insomniacs, be my friend, lets get a donut.
you are friendly and smart and awake.<br />
<br />
you are in fact genuinely nice because it feels good and make sense
and you also have politics.<br />
<br />
you didn't write that you are as comfortable in high heels as you
are in bluejeans, and you are also not a snarky brat. some people
apparently think it is cute to be one, while it is not.<br />
<br />
i don't find wine, money or cats very interesting. i might be
somewhat allergic to all three but they are part of my life so go
figure.
its not an if just do it ....<br />
<br />
but only if you have something interesting to say. blow my mind and
you'll get a reply :)
...if just, for whatever reason.<br />
<br />
chances are i wont message you first because i'm a bit shy when it
comes to that.
you're attracted to tall, dark, and funny - and there's a part of
you that most people don't really know about.
you think we might at least be friends :)
do you have a career-like job?<br />
do you like french toast and mimosas?<br />
are you not a d-bag?<br />
do you know the difference between they're, there, and their?<br />
<br />
go for it.
you are willing to meet me. i'm not the type to spend time emailing
back and forth much; although the initial meet is going to happen
like that, so i'm in. if you see me on line, please feel free to
chat.
you are willing to let into your life a new friend.<br />
you are easy going.<br />
you believe in chemistry and leave your clipboard home. i'd rather
not feel like i am being interviewed on a date...
you are a cool positive chick and just easy to be around.<br />
a person with high morals and very down to earth. family is part of
your life because that is huge for me.<br />
<br />
honestly, lets be real now. i don't want any bullshit and i am
pretty sure u don't want it also. lets just start strong foundation
as friends and build on top of that. find out one's likes and
dislikes, quirks and perks and any annoying habits that will turn
out to be adorable later ... maybe haha. if it doesnt work out we
still have something to fall back on.<br />
<br />
"why so serious??...let me put a smile on that face"
you have a good sense of humor, a kind soul and a taste for
adventure!
you are nice, respectable, even-keeled, and fun. you love your mom
but are not a mama's boy. you can spell the word tomorrow.
you're fun, interesting, and want to get to know me.
you think the chemistry is there! how will you ever know if you
don't take a chance?
you're smart.
you want to connect with warmth, honesty, pleasure, joy, a new
friend or ongoing relationship.<br />
<br />
you like to discover new experience, both inner and outer. if you
have an adventurous spirit, an open and willing heart, are in touch
with your body and can communicate feelings. if you can share
deeply of who you are in joy, tears, fear, bliss. if you can live
in the moment as if it is forever.<br />
<br />
or perhaps ... if you are simply curious?
- you can make bee-bop-a-roo-bop rhubarb pie<br />
- know how to solve a problem like maria<br />
- can share a story where someone once described you as 'a stinker'
you're breathing and have a heartbeat. i have really high standards
as you can tell.
under no circumstances,i mean even if you've fallen and can't get
up<br />
should you message me
if you are open to something beside monogamy and like butch women.
additionally, i am also very interested in having more friends that
are interested in sharing their experience of living a life that is
different than monogamy. i would love to increase my community of
people looking at love and relationships in different ways.<br />
<br />
i do currently have a girlfriend which doesn't mean we are married
or primary. we have a special connection and will continue to take
good care of, through agreements and lots of communication, what we
have created with each other. we i want to experience connection
and intimacy with others. i am not looking to having a hierarchical
experience. i will be present and give my full attention with who
ever i am with.
you wanna go to a show and dance or at least bob your head to the
music.<br />
<br />
you have a sense of humor. you think this is funny and occasionally
true: the hot girl at the gym wearing make-up and matching workout
attire is batshit crazy. the sweaty chick in the hanes v-neck is
the fun one. (credit to @jennyjohnsonhi5)<br />
<br />
you're confident about who you are and at least a few things that
make you happy. you can have fun even if you're somewhere you never
planned on being. you want to go climb, ski, play tennis, dance, or
debate.
you laugh at stupid jokes, you appreciate nerds, and you fancy
country boys. you should message me only if you are comfortable
with your sexuality and have an open mind. a good sense of humor is
a must.<br />
<br />
you should not message me for instant gratification or instant
commitment.
...
message me: if you love tall dudes, if you appreciate quirks... ...
if you want more details, if you are intrigued! ... message me if
you fucking feel like it! jesus.... ; )
if you have something in commom with me or if you want to =)
well, actually, here's the thing: i'm sure you're an awesome guy.
you're probably sweet and smart and have a really cute dog and like
long walks on the beach. those are all awesome things, which,
again, makes sense for such a great guy! but unless you're a
christian...i can't go out with you. i'm not looking for
perfection, but i am looking for someone to share a spiritual life.
if that's not the case, good luck on your search--i'm sure you'll
find someone great. if that is the case, well. maybe we'll be
awesome together, what with all those long walks.
you actually got through this info and think you'd like to know me
better.
any of that sounds interesting, if you want to chat and see if we
are compatible, if you need practice dating (like i do), if you are
into meeting new people...just for fun...
if ya damn well feel like it. i'm not here to tell anybody what to
do
you appreciate life....even when it's not awesome.<br />
you're open(particulary to me breaking gender stereotypes)<br />
you look past the surface.<br />
you respect my sobriety(even if you're not).<br />
your heart brims.<br />
you're willing to work for a good thing.
you are so moved. although i will be more inclined to message you
back if you are some variety of silly/snarky, tight with your
friends and family, out to make a difference (however small) in the
world, and unabashed in your tastes (both refined and otherwise).
if you know what i wrote about you:<br />
.-.. ..- -.-. -.- -.-- / --. .. .-. .-..
i guess this is where i tell you what i am really looking for (so
here goes). this is a description of my ideal partner: he is a
powerhouse with a heart of gold. he is smart, funny, witty,
handsome, confident, sweet and straddles the introvert/extrovert
line. he is an expert in his field and a revolutionary. generous
and ambitious, he wants to make a big impact in this world and give
for the pure joy of being in service to others. he is spiritual,
has strong ethics, family values and is a champion in general. he
loves having fun and likes to be spontaneous. he likes dancing,
being in nature, experiencing the finer things in life and is
comfortable with simplicity as well. he takes care of his body,
mind, spirit and heart. he is open to self exploration, development
and growth. he really sees me, hears me and gets me. he knows how
to make me feel loved by giving me quality time with his undivided
attention and lots of hugs, kisses and touches. he is super sexy
and comfortable in his skin. he is open minded and open to trying
new things, whether it be sex in public or a workshop on sex! he is
grounded and grounding for me, yet has a fire in his belly and
keeps me on my toes and keeps things exciting. he does not have
kids and is unlikely to want to have kids, but is open to deciding
this as a couple. he is willing to explore the possibility of an
open relationship.<br />
<br />
so if after all that, you want to get to know someone, really get
to know someone, over a drink, a show, tea, bowling, dinner,
etc.... oh and if you want to explore the bay with someone who is
usually always up for an adventure.<br />
<br />
i appreciate more than just a hi by the way. tell me about you and
also tell me what sparked you to reach out and write me.
you want to!
if you liked what you saw and want to chat or get to know me
better.<br />
or if you think i should get to know you better...
you want to meet up for coffee, lunch, or dinner.<br />
you want to talk. i like talking and getting to know people.<br />
you want to go to the symphony, theatre, opera, etc.<br />
you like to travel.<br />
you like to explore and do new things with someone rather than by
yourself.<br />
you like picnics under the sun.
you get it. if you feel it. if you laughed.<br />
<br />
you find yourself suddenly awake in a dew covered field, mere
moments before dawn. a wet and tattered slip clings to you, not
because its design requires it to, but because it forgot to fall
off. more concerning than your current whereabouts is the
increasing potency of the smells of lavender and ozone in the air.
the sun and you rise together, yet you face your back to him. baby
green blades of grass cling to your bare skin where it once
pressed, sharing space with the ground. you feel the warmth behind
you as the dew evaporates and allows the minuscule hairs on the
back of your neck to stand freely and move with you and with the
wind. in the distance, from the darkness, you see two men astride
mighty stallions. they intrigue and attract your soul, but
disconcert your mind. the rest of your minuscule hairs disregard
the slight viscosity of the remaining dew and ever so slightly pull
you in every direction. a flight response wells up in you from the
depths of your belly like bile, but the soothing heat of the sun
surges forth and settles you. the riders draw closer and the fire
grows warmer. as the warmth creeps toward the unbearable, the
riders silently stop and raise right arms. the warmth is becoming a
hot white light, overcoming the breadth of your perception. just as
your perception is on the verge of being consumed by white heat,
two resplendent falcons alight upon the outstretched arms of the
mysterious riders and you have the most insane orgasm ever!
-you can find more than a good reason to and think we can connect
at some level.<br />
-you are not into "playing games" and all that bs<br />
-you want a good chat, a possible friend and/or more.
if you love music or movies or games or the internet or comics or
books or art. if you are smart and kind, have a simultaneously high
and low sense of humor, and i'm running out of distinct qualities.
not that any of these were actually distinct. self-sufficient,
creative, hungry, thinky, processy. i like to process.
we have a match percentage of 90 or above.<br />
<br />
<strong>you are interested in engaging in the barter system with
me. you: have cable (or whatever), specifically cooking channel and
food network (even better if in hd, but i'm not that picky). me: i
will be your friend and bake you things if you let me come and
watch tv. seriously.</strong><br />
<br />
listening to choral music (especially the classic german composers)
gives you goosebumps.<br />
<br />
you're not looking for a multi-faceted, sophisticated, super goal
or family-oriented, outdoor activity-crazed, prudish, game-playing
(except the board type) lady.............. <em>but would be
<strong>perfectly happy</strong> with a kinky girl that loves
cooking, baking chocolate souffles at midnight, eating interesting
comfort food, board and card games, bar trivia, sex, and being
creative in everything i do.</em><br />
<br />
and you can successfully write a message without any glaring
spelling or grammar errors. i look at it as a matter of respect. if
you're taking the time to write a message, you should also be
willing to take the time to fix any obvious errors (the little red
lines are there for a reason). i'm not a total grammar ogre though.
i relent if it's clear that you're sending a message from your
phone, though i'd prefer a real message first. so feel free to
bookmark me and come back later. :)
u wanna share minds and cultivate thoughts.
... you like what you see/read enough to want to know more. or, if
youre in touch with your inner hawaiian spirit, you love movies,
the great outdoors, youre a dog person, you keep in good
shape/health and keep an open mind about life in general.
you enjoy watching sports (you don't have to be a fanatic or
anything, just at least be able to like occasionally watching or
going to a football or baseball game), playing pool, laughing,
going out to restaurants, movies, wine, taking advantage of someone
who works at a hotel and can get a discount at other properties for
the same chain throughout the us.
you resonate with my vision and you want to travel the world with a
partner that can navigate the unknown with style, sensitivity and
fun. i speak french and am learning spanish. and always open to
immerse yourself in creative music that elevates the soul.
you would bike to our first date, even if it's all the way across
town. you should also be a bit of a nerd about something. it
doesn't necessarily have to be technology (though that would give
us more to talk about), but i appreciate that sort of intense
interest.<br />
<br />
update: actually, i'm seeing someone now. leaving the above for
historical curiosity.
you want to talk to a genuine guy with a positive mindset, a
healthy lifestyle and a big heart.<br />
<br />
please no time wasters<br />
<br />
i should mention that i'm not a fan of trading messages back and
forth for days on end. if there's a mutual attraction and we think
we could stand each other for a walk or coffie then let's stop
typing and start talking in person.
you are fun, like to getaway sometimes, and enjoy a nice company!
if i seem great and you want to contact me. don't be a stranger.
...sorry, no burners.
want to truck it to the countryside? swimming hole?<br />
<br />
no reason to get out of town. sit in the park?
1: you're not a republican.<br />
2: you're knowledgeable about things you should be knowledgeable
about, like economics and politics.<br />
3: you smoke the ganj.<br />
4: you're not looking for a random hookup, because you won't get it
here.<br />
5: you have a proficient understanding of spelling, grammar and
punctuation. i'm not an elitist or a snob, but, everyone has
different love languages and words are very much my preferred one.
obviously this doesn't extend to friends, but, it's important for a
romantic interest.<br />
6: if you're informed enough to be down with the revolution. #ows
and occupy the world!
you like video games or 420. i'm really down for adventures also: i
love going to weird places and doing new things.
like i said earlier, if you are more than just a pretty face. i
want someone who's just as pretty on the inside as on the outside
and i can't emphasize it enough.<br />
<br />
you realize that when a girl messages a guy it pretty much
guarantees her a date if she wants one (sarcasm).<br />
<br />
you are willing to meet in person!!!<br />
<br />
and if you can actually explain what it is that makes your sense of
humor sarcastic, other than the fact that everyone seems to say so.
you'll laugh at my <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=jokes">jokes</a>; you're intelligent, interesting and
engaging; you're sincere and caring; you value honest, direct
communication; and/or you're just <strong>fucking
awesome</strong>.<br />
<br />
most importantly, you should message me if your long term goal on
this site is to meet a kind, funny, intelligent guy that won't fill
your in-box with creepy messages like some shirtless weirdo.<br />
<br />
we probably would get along well, why not say hello?
any of the things above resonated with you and you share a positive
outlook on life
you are an adult into good conversations if you are bored or if you
just need somebody to talk too i mean if you are just messaging me
to say you think i am cute i will accept that too i will admit i am
here primarily for something casual but i am not opposed to
anything really and i think its sexy when a girl takes initiative
to engage the conversation or the dance
you feel like it. i like friends/lovers/others.<br />
<br />
extra points if you:<br />
a. are nerdy or intellectual<br />
b. are musically inclined<br />
c. have an interesting mustache or not.<br />
d. can make me laugh.<br />
e. you like reading the okcupid blog more that the site itself.
you want to..... or, you'd like to go for a hike or hit a yoga
class.
you're curious and want to meet up?
f you're real, i'd like nothing more than to meet some real
peeps...
you are confident but not cocky, have a great sense of humor &amp;
something to talk about. if you know how to fix things and have a
good tool kit, that would be awesome.<br />
artists are fine, but sensitive types...not so much. if you are
looking for a princess, i'm not it.<br />
and you laughed when you saw that i make more than a million
dollars.
you are cute and awesome? think outside the box. dont mind looking
up? hey at least you can rock heals and still be shorter than me..
haha
... you like to have a good time.<br />
<br />
... you love sex and everything that goes with it. more so doing it
and what causal sex means.<br />
<br />
... you like geeky people.<br />
<br />
... you are ready to try anything, once, twice if we like it.<br />
<br />
... you love talking about anything for hours.<br />
<br />
... you are a bi, poly gamer girl who likes music, movies and
pasta.<br />
<br />
and / or --<br />
<br />
... you can say the contra code without thinking about it or using
google.<br />
(it's an old-school video gamer thing.)
....you want to.
you think we might click<br />
and you are single
you are interesting and would like to/will share that.<br />
<br />
you have an idea to share about a place i might like to go
(outdoors, travel, ect)<br />
<br />
not a big deal, don't overthink it.
you're ambitious in life, athletic, open-minded, at least 5'8, and
a good person.
-you are still reading this and understand this this is not a
profile to find people for knocking da boots. this is a profile
that i set up, with my boyfriend, to find awesome friends to play
games with!
your single, faith is an important part of your life, understands
that getting to know someone is a slow jog and not a race to the
death and is interested in a more than just casual dating.
you are down with bold <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=femme">femme</a>s.<br />
<br />
you want to <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=speak+spanish">speak spanish</a> with me.<br />
you want to explore the bay area with me.<br />
<br />
you will respect my brain, body, time, culture and gender
expression.
you find the little message button calling to you.
you appreciate a genuine fun guy who has the courage to be his own
person!
you're confident and a good communicator. you want to get a drink
somewhere.
are a bit devilish, a good listener and a good talker, likes dogs
and cares about stuff in general and if you think you look good in
your favorite pair of jeans.
you're mentally on my plane. you know what you're looking for
in<br />
life and in your significant other.<br />
<br />
if we're getting down to the nitty gritty, i'd love to have
moments<br />
where i stand back in awe and just admire you. feel lucky to
the<br />
core that i can call you mine. if you're capable of doing that,
by<br />
all means, send me a message.. i'm already smitten ;)<br />
<br />
not intentionally ending on a down note, but if you resonate
with<br />
the cliche phrase "i'm just your average joe" i'm not sure
we'll<br />
get along that well. life's too short for mediocracy.
you think we would get along
you really can't think of a single reason yet?! just
kidding!...message me because i am fun, interesting, can hold a
conversation on practically any topic and make a mean apple pie.
what else can you ask for?
you're a foodie and love exploring new restaurants/food
experiences, you're not just here for the casual sex, you're tall
(i've learned it just works out better that way), you have an
appreciation for sarcasm and can find humor in anything, you're
kind, and you like strong women :d
...you don't mind going on a few old-fashioned dates before making
any big (or even medium-sized) decisions; you appreciate good
spelling and grammar; and/or you're looking for somebody to start a
mad men, battlestar gallactica or game of thrones habit with.
you like the little bit of info on my page, and/or you want to
chat.
anne coulter gets you hard.
message me if the above sounds interesting... or if it doesn't
sound interesting you can message me too
you want to get a coffee, sit down, watch cartoons, and talk for a
while.
- <em>you think i'm the bee's knees</em> (although obviously that
won't slim down the pool at all)<br />
- <em>you understand that there is a very good chance i will rename
you.</em> no, not like snuggy bear or hug captain (although those
are definitely now going into my hat for later) but i don't care if
you parents named you willard after your great grandpa - if you
look like a henry, mauricio, cody, etc. i will be unable to call
you anything else. it's endearing, don't worry.<br />
- <em>you don't have a weird mouth.</em> now, this means nothing to
me and i couldn't definite an oral oddity if i tried. my mother,
however, has very strong, extremely vocal opinions about them; i,
in turn, have very strong opinions about having to listen to her
more than normal. it's a lose/lose situation for you.
you think we'd be a good match.<br />
<br />
hey-woah! my mailbox is full!
you are true to yourself and would like to have a like-minded
friend (or better).
... you think you could make me laugh till tears fill my eyes, i
can't breathe and my abs hurt! you have a strong sense of self,
confidence, strength of character and loyalty. love to be active,
but could hang at home on a friday night with a great bottle of
wine and even better conversation - maybe a movie!
any of the above tickles your fancy.
you're awesome! your profile does not use you're and your
incorrectly.
if you are fun, cute, smart and ambitious... the last one is very
important....
... you think you should!
you want to chat.<br />
<br />
thanks
you want to hang out sometime.
you want to get to know more about me
if you know how to have fun and you like having fun.
you are smart, interesting, fun, not too needy or demanding, a good
conversationalist and have a good sense of humor.
you can name all the friday tunes<br />
you have an awesome haiku to share<br />
you have a great ending for my story<br />
<br />
you are a complex person who likes to explore.
you don't <i>live life to the fullest</i>. (i mean, you should,
most days, but not in those exact words.)<br />
<br />
you <i>understand</i> much of <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=xkcd">xkcd</a> (or look things up).<br />
<br />
this makes you laugh for the right reasons:<br />
reelrocktour.com/watch/2010-finalists/top-rope-tough-guys/<br />
<br />
you write well. you know when to use subsequently, consequently,
empathy, and sympathy; you're self-aware. you use oxford commas.
you are the kind of person who might send this to a frenemy in
need: theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling<br />
<br />
you're disappointed, saddened, or deeply tormented by other
profiles. you seriously consider why natural selection just gave up
on us like that. <i>and you get my humor.</i><br />
<br />
<b>seriously</b>: you're awesome. nothing stands in your way.
you're discerning in the areas that matter to you. you don't
settle. and you're interested.<br />
<br />
okay, <b>go</b>!
you find anything i wrote down up there even remotely interesting
to you.<br />
<br />
i'm a cool guy (ha!)~
...you have an adventurous spirit<br />
...love san francisco<br />
...like to see local live bands<br />
...wanna go ride bikes with me<br />
<br />
(found this on someone's profile and thought it wasn't a bad
idea.)<br />
warning: any institutions or individuals using this site or any of
its associated sites for studies or projects-you do not have
permission to use any info or pictures from this profile in any
form or forum both current and future. if you have or do, it will
be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to
legal ramifications. it is recommended that other members post a
similar notice.
you like to laugh and you like going places.
you consider yourself attractive, are confident, enjoy life, people
and like a good flirt. must be hungry for knowledge, not be scared
of new experiences and truly adventurous. the only thing i can't
stand is soapboxing fanatics of any kind, be it religious,
political, dietary, etc... life's too short to push your ideals
unto others.
you want a friend for the night. like having a good time. you don't
want to be disappointed.
you want an honest, good natured, well grounded guy with a passion
for music. if you want to just <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=jam">jam</a> anytime i'm down
you have your own favorite punctuation mark and want to persuade me
why it's the best (especially if you think it resolves the
colon/semi-colon/em-dash question).<br />
<br />
or<br />
<br />
you love laughing, listening to music, swing dancing (or regular
dancing), being listened to, writing, or just adhering to parallel
structure......or if for some reason you really want to help me
learn how to ride a bike with some degree of competence.
you are over 45; you have a photo (i will not reply if there's no
photo); and you are active, enjoy hiking,being outdoors and
exploring this great area we live in and want someone to do these
things with.
you have your act together, you smile easily, you are open minded,
have a good sense of humor, are not a drama queen, and generally
like to have fun.
you live in the bay area, all the people who live in other places i
am sure you are very nice but i am not interested in online-only
friends. you should message me if you're not creepy. feel free to
send a message if you think i'm cute and/or if you would like to
give me a back massage or would like to get to know me or
something.<br />
<br />
also sometimes it takes me a little bit to respond. i apologize. i
am working on it.<br />
<br />
also i would like to clear something up:<br />
if it's our first time meeting, i won't get into your car or meet
you at your house or let you into my house. we have to meet in a
public place, it's not a comment on you. i also don't let people
off craigslist into my house if i am alone or leave my front door
unlocked, so it's a whole theme that i have committed to. i grew up
in new york city until i was 18, if that makes you feel better.
if:<br />
<br />
you enjoy relaxing with people, and you can just be yourself.<br />
<br />
you play board games and aren't afraid of being weird or full of
contradictions.<br />
<br />
you value friendship and enjoy having really goodhearted people
around you. people who love others because of their differences
rather than because they like doing exactly what you love. let's
explore the world, and be opinionated!
if you don't message me, you hate puppies. really, it's the only
logical explanation.
you are interested in meeting someone unlike you've met before
you feel like it and you enjoy good conversation. a big plus if you
know what bitty boppy betty is :)
you find yourself attractive, your are passionate, easy going, non
judgmental, uninhibited, and love to laugh. i find dry humor and
laughter very sexy! i tend to like a little curve over bone thin
(junk in the trunk welcome :-). almost every relationship in my
life, both romantic and business, has always seemed to come to me
instead of me going to it... i virtually never initiate contact,
(nor do i do much searching). i do this not out of a lack of
ambition or confidence, i just find it works best for me (in every
aspect of my life). i simply put my energy and intent out there and
see what the law of attraction brings my way. so, although i'm
quite selective in my response, if you feel you might be a match,
or feel that we can share an enjoyable (potentially evolving)
experience, please feel free to contact. if i don't respond it's
just that i'm honoring my intuition and only moving in the
direction that i'm called (i really do appreciate and thoroughly
consider each person who writes me) . here's to us all finding the
right match!
you are confident that you can keep up.<br />
<br />
if you "don't really read books," don't even bother.
you are young at heart, enjoy art, music, most forms of pop culture
and are looking for a meaningful connection.
you want to?
you would like to have a great time outdoors or in!
you feel like it. i don't know.
you agree that i'm awesome, or you just want to find out for
yourself. also, i'm putting the pressure on you to be really funny.
if you would like to chat or meet up. if you'd like to get to know
me better.
are in need of a good laugh and/or good stories :)<br />
<br />
if you want to check out the awesome lab i work in (mission)!<br />
<br />
you like being nice to those in need<br />
<br />
want to show a newbie around the city and become friends :d
you like what you see.
you want to<br />
you like to talk about books/movies/television<br />
you feel like going somewhere in the city on our bikes!<br />
you don't take yourself too seriously.<br />
you're into beards<br />
<br />
you should definitely message me if you want at the least, a new
friend.
if you want to know more...
at least one of them :<br />
you like my profile.<br />
you want say me why you dont like my profile.<br />
you want speak french.<br />
you want hang out.<br />
you want party.
if you look at life as an adventure.<br />
if you have an expansive sense of humor.<br />
if you care about animals.<br />
if you read a good portion of my novel like profile.<br />
or if you just want to damn it!
you're confident and down to earth.
if your a fun down to earth girl who likes to laugh is care free
and has lots of swag
you are looking for something real, and tired of flaky girls
you wanna chat and dont mind awkward silences
kind, generous, affectionate, loving and serious in finding
love...players pls kindly remove yourself.<br />
and if i dont reply back after 2 emails it means you are not my
type, that is ok...there are plenty of fish in the sea. you will
find the right one for you...good luck!
you are looking to make a new friend, and maybe a new best friend.
romance and more is always a possiblity, and i'm certainly open to
that, but i like to get to know people as friends first. maybe you
just want to chat? we could discuss strategy in landing the next
great guy. i'm also looking for an activity partner who is local.
i'd love to have someone to accompany me to movies, festivals,
plays, etc. my best friend moved to texas a few years back, and i
still haven't found anyone i want to step in to that role.
you like talking about silly things.<br />
you enjoy long drives to nowhere.<br />
you enjoy chess.<br />
you want someone to respond in a rational and intelligent
fashion.<br />
you want someone to go get ice-cream with.<br />
you enjoy punnet squares.<br />
you would like to go on a search for as many good climbing trees as
possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile
photo evidence.<br />
you have gone to a major chain bookstore and leave notes to future
readers in copies of your favorite books.
you want to find out more about me, looking for a good friend, or
you want me to find out who you are.
if you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...<br />
and the feel of the ocean<br />
and the taste of champagne.<br />
if you are into health food, and you have half a brain.
serious inquiries only! (wait, now i feel like i'm selling
something on craigslist). i'm looking for a long term relationship,
however, i can always make room for new friends if things don't
click romantically.
you would like to get to know me. i'm not looking of anything super
serious, but who knows. maybe something serious will happen.
you're incredibly sweet<br />
you're passionate, driven<br />
you're brilliant<br />
you're affectionate<br />
you have a beautiful smile
you remember to give things back after you've borrowed them.
if you don't get car sick on curvy roads and don't mind that i
might not like the way you drive. the one thing i know about
myself, i am not a good passenger/backseat driver. there's always a
chance though...<br />
<br />
if you think you can make me laugh. i'm a tough crowd.
you don't think my penguin picture is creepy
your heart tells you to do it.
you love the outdoors, or if you have a compelling reason for not
loving the outdoors.
if you want to message me :)
you are an intelligent, creative, talented, and beautiful girl who
might be interested in going on a date.
<strong>either</strong><br />
<br />
---<br />
you can answer one of these questions without using outside
help:<br />
<br />
1. add arithmetic operators (+, -, *, /) to make the following
expression true: 3 1 3 6 = 8. (use can also use parentheses)<br />
(ex: one wrong answer is (3/1)-3+6, which equals 6, not 8)<br />
<br />
2. in criminal law, what is the difference between "case dropped"
and "case dismissed"?<br />
---<br />
<br />
<strong>or</strong><br />
<br />
---<br />
you just want to improve your dating skills or your chances of
finding your "perfect match", and thus want to meet/date/hang-out
for a trial period to see where it goes from there. at worst, it
will be a fun learning experience for both of us.<br />
---
something resonates or we share an interest.
you take good care of yourself and feel confident and good about
yourself. when you look at yourself in the mirror you know you look
good, and want to share those great feelings with someone special
like me!
you also firmly believe there is more below the surface
you want to meet a priceless ,tantalizing and substantial
guy...lol<br />
<br />
really, if you want to meet some new and maybe make a new friend!!
no bystanders will be harmed in the process
you find resonance above<br />
you like my looks<br />
you love to laugh<br />
you have some substance to you<br />
you don't take yourself too seriously<br />
you feast in the senses<br />
you deeply appreciate life<br />
<br />
trying to figure out how i best describe my ideal match? there's no
simple way to reduce it to some structured set of traits and
interests... a lot of it is just that click with someone (or
absence thereof) once you're talking or of course meeting with
them. i'm attracted to diversity, so there aren't real stereotypes
that capture the profile. i suppose that i can offer a few
adjectives that i take quite seriously (both in that i think
they're true of me, and likewise which i'd like to see in you):
playful; compassionate; affectionate; open-minded/curious;
intelligent; romantic; emotive; enthused. there you go--if those
sound good to you, give me a ping. :-)
you have a head. and hands. and knee caps. and elbows. check that,
i'll make a concession on the elbows. but, you better have a real
good story explainin' why you have scarecrow arms...
you feel like it.
your not insane, you hate burning man, you could never see your
self wearing uggs, you like breaking glass, you make fun of
children and the elderly, you curse
you want to make new friends who are in a relationship. you would
like to make new couple friends who are open minded, adventurous,
and liberal - all the better if you are super smart ;-)! we love to
have fun so we make great playmates for adventures. you can write
something that makes me laugh in your im or message - not just "hi"
or "you're pretty." i appreciate the sentiment, really, but unless
you have something more compelling to capture our interest, we
probably won't respond.<br />
<br />
you have actually filled out a good portion of your profile and
added some pictures. this isn't an aol chat room - we are in the
21st century - take advantage ;-)!<br />
<br />
you know how to make a good martini (or find a great bottle of
champagne!) and tell a story well.
- you know who you are and are comfortable with that person.<br />
- you are looking for someone to try something new with.<br />
- if you are interested in meeting someone who is slightly quirky,
relatively intelligent, and open to new experiences.
you think you might enjoy meeting me
bitch, do what you want. you only live once.
you like ipas or sports. you're into biking, or running, or
triathlons. you enjoy exploring the outdoors around the bay
area.<br />
you've heard of the board game timesup and want to play it, because
really, i could spend my whole day just playing that game.
you are a positive girl, genuine, fun, smart, creative and that
love travel and discover the world.<br />
if you think creatively and you improve yourself.<br />
if your goal is feel good, and try to keep feeling better.<br />
if you like learn and teach, ( i want learn! all men have to do to
continue to stay with a great woman! :-)<br />
if you like discover new food and new things, i want try with my
woman many different experiences<br />
you want to know more about me, hang out, go on a date, or eat a
pasta cooked by me...<br />
<br />
if you find here some english mistakes and you want teach me
something.
you made it this far and think we have something to discuss, want
an activity partner, or just want to say "hi"...<br />
<br />
you clicked on the two of us and answered many of the questions
that i care about.
you should message me if you like to party, have fun, be alive,
witness something spectacular or just hang out.<br />
if you want a new texting buddy.<br />
<br />
if you want to play music together<br />
<br />
i believe pictures aren't a good representation of how beautiful a
person can actually be. especially if you're bad at taking
pictures. so if you think the same let me know.<br />
<br />
most importantly: if you like texting &amp; scones.
you are into humor and <a class="ilink" href=
"/interests?i=anti-humor">anti-humor</a>, art and non-art, work and
play.
you've got the stamina for honest and true connection on any level
and are not afraid to break new ground, to learn, and to
teach....you are willing to evolve. extra invitation if you can
best me in a battle of wits, sing well, or are any kind of healer.
you want to have the best time of your life! (or at least one of
the top few thousand)
if you are looking for an honest/open relationship, love to have
fun and try new things
you are interesting
you like having fun and you know how to do a cartwheel.
you have something interesting to bring to the table.<br />
you want to build the network.<br />
you have enough creativity to say something more than just "hi".
you think we would be fantastic together! but only if you are sure!
or not.
we have the same interest, your looking for a relationship or
friendship. your extremely fun
...if you like to take the initiative and not wait for women to
come to you (bay area boys can be so spoiled!). and if you are not
absolutely *too* cool; geeks are thoroughly encouraged &amp;
welcome with open arms.<br />
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don't worry about messaging me if you like skinny - because i'm
not. as for me, i have no physical type preference. i do love
*tall* but as long as you're at least my height and we click, then
it doesn't really matter. freckles are a bonus though - i'm sucker
for freckles!<br />
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ultimately i'm hoping to meet someone who is ready to settle down
(there's gotta be a better term for that - settle up?). marriage,
kids - yep, i'm looking for something beyond casual.
if you actually read all that i wrote?
you like to do fun things outside.<br />
you like to go urban exploring.<br />
you're okay with exchanging messages for a while before asking to
meet me in person.<br />
your interest is purely platonic.
my business is involved in the social entertainment industry so i
don't have a problem meeting women. however quality women seem to
be scarce. i'm looking for a feminine woman who can also mix it up
like a tom boy. a woman who is inquisitive and has an adventurous
nature and a spontaneous streak. you'll need to be ambitious and
driven to continuously better yourself. i'd love my partner to be
supportive and encouraging. i think a healthy relationship is when
1+1 = 3. and if you play devil's advocate, enjoys asking questions,
have opinions but is open minded to other points of view. and if
you love to dance, kiss, and flirt; well, that woman just might
convince me this online dating thing can produce sublime
results.<br />
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physical attraction is somewhat important and while i would love to
find a woman who is both beautiful on the inside and sexy on the
outside, inner beauty wins if i'm forced to choose. physically
however; i find women with big eyes, luscious lips and smooth skin
exceptional. bonus if you are fit and sport gorgeous curves.
if you actually read all of this and you still want to message me
then i honestly don't know what to say. i guess i won't surprise
you with negative that wasn't already covered so there's that.
either way besides being obviously honest, loyalty is also<br />
very important to me. if you're into that then say hi i
guess.<br />
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if you think however that everything i said in this profile was me
being facetious then leave now. everything i have disclosed to you
is the absolute truth. i decided to start with some of the more
terrifying facts and withhold a majority of the good. you can
figure that out by messaging me.
anything on this page piqued your interest :) or, if you're just
really bored, that's okay, too.
you are funny, sarcastic, well educated, happy in your job, loves
to travel, romantic, not pushy, adventurous, interesting, reliable,
social, willing to try something new, loves to do familiar things,
friendly competitive, enjoys getting dressed up for a night on the
town, athletic, enjoys sports, not dependent, friendly, family man,
not a party animal every night, enjoys wine, enjoys good food,
smart, makes good decisions, and most of all........<br />
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likes me for me!
i've piqued your interest, you live in the bay area, and are
genuinely interested in meeting, looking long term.
if something i have written jumped out at you and grabbed your
attention, please message me and say hello or whatever else is on
your mind.
you want to smile, laugh, try new things, eat good food and enjoy
each other's company with no pretense
you're interested and interesting. you're authentic. you believe in
open communication. you think hanging out in a park with a quart of
fresh-squeezed orange juice and chatting is a great way to spend a
weekend afternoon.
you wanna have fun, wanna kno sumthin, and if you want to get
worked over like a woman supposed to
if you're tall, if any of this makes you curious about me, if
you're a manly man (your tool box should have more tools in it than
mine does) and if you're not just looking to get laid on a saturday
night.
you want to
you were interested (disquieted?) enough to actually read (and
partially digest?) all of the text above. that you don't mind a
casual, as opposed to a hook-up, introduction .. the latter hasn't
worked out .. at all .. it's definitely time to start taking a page
from einstein. ;-)
-you are smart, have a great sense of humor, have your own views
about this world.<br />
-or... you just wanna go out dancing or to some shows or museums or
pubs or just walk around sf<br />
-or... you think it is a good idea
as the name suggests i'm a gal who like things old school...if
you're a gentleman who likes to date and properly court a girl,
give me a shout.
if you like to explore new places, try new eateries, and have a
good laugh, then lets get together and have some fun.
you want to...met some cool people as friends which is cool but
still on the lookout for the "one"...someone worth deleting this
dating site
you wanna get some pie. pizza, chicken pot, banana cream or
otherwise.
.......if anything feels like there might be a connection.
you make a habit of speaking to your family.<br />
you refrain from littering.<br />
you laugh often.<br />
the people who ride in your car don't regret not filling out their
last will and testament prior to doing so.
. ..you're an intelligent, nerdy, a girlie tom boy (what ever the
f* that means?), goofy, and you can swear/make stupid faces!
perhaps the words 'sexy ass kicker' have been leveled at you once
or twice. blagh!!!.. .don't know.. .just say 'hi' if you fancy a
laugh and think that we might get along. :d
you're ready for the real thing and think we might be a good match.
...you're thinking - hubba hubba! :-)<br />
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and you're a good man, with a passion for life, looking to make a
meaningful connection with a quality woman...
you're into having a good time and you appreciate art.
nice and easy going guy who embraces life, has no ego, an amazing
sense of humor and knows how to handle someone with a dry sense of
humor. ability to be humbled, and love to smile and laugh.