-doing the kessel run in under 12 parsecs.<br />
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-currently workimg on my ba in film and television at expressions
in emeryville and thus will soon become wildly rich and enjoy great
fame or be dirt poor and agonize in anonymity<br />
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-extreme falconing (or whatever they call it when you stand in a
field with a big leather glove and throw those hawks with the goofy
hats around)<br />
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-trying to figure out how to change my online status to offline
since i downlaoded this app on my phone four fucking months ago, as
every women knows there's nothing sexier than a guy who trawls
dating sites 24-7.<br />
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-memorizing all the lines to teen wolf<br />
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-throwing shapes in the church of dance, poplockin in socks.<br />
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-getting into scrapes, causing mischief and takind deep breaths
while counting slowly to ten.<br />
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-drawing outside the lines and just drawing a lot in general<br />
<br />
- id like to get cetting certified for skydiving so i can throw
myself out of an airplane instead of having to do it strapped ass
to crotch to an instructor, which always winds up being a dude.
same thing with airplanes im always wedged between two fat men. the
last flight i was on (an international flight at that) this giant
fat guy next to me shit his pants and im sadly not even joking at
all. the last flight my cousin took he met a filthy rich model who
he's still dating. some guys have all the luck, for the rest of us
there's this website, which isn't depressing at all...<br />
<br />
-getting rickroll'd<br />
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-activities that are usually pretty god damn nerdy. like it'd be
cool to meet a cute girls that plays videogames or at least
tolerates them. much liked sea monsters im pretty sure they exist
just dont have any deal proof. i thought i saw one at a bar a while
back but turns out it was just a floating log.<br />
<br />
-saving up for more racing school classes at sears point, if i have
one goal in life, its to die in a fiery explosion to the sound of
screeching metal, hopefully with some classic rock like whitesnake
blasting in the backround.<br />
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- also clearly failing miserably at it as eveidenced by the fact
this profile exists in the first place