a lot of random shit all the time, heres another endless list for
those that like to read...<br />
<br />
-the lorax, so sad...<br />
<br />
-new ways to cheat at risk<br />
<br />
-brunettes with weird accents, glasses and leather pants. i blame
cobra command and the baroness.<br />
<br />
- japanese underwear thiefs! (google it, its become an epidemic,
like really you'll have a whole afternoon of entertainment its so
funny they treat it like drug busts except instead of kilo's of
coke its ladies undies they pull out of someones closet. so if
somebody sees a pervy old guy running from the subway cluthing a
pair of halo reach 'warthoggin' boxers somebody get me a blanket
and a strong drink<br />
<br />
-who really killed jfk<br />
<br />
-cars and other things that go really fast<br />
<br />
- dinosaurs r.i.p sleep well sweet princes. never forget. you were
truly taken before your time, at least know it took a "holy fuck
that was awesome!" size explosion to blast you off the earth and
into our hearts forever. or at least until science gets off its ass
and makes jurassic park a reality. you better not fuck me on this
science like you did with the flying car and the sony minidisc
player or we're through. also i want a hoverboard like the one in
back to the future ii, its about god damned time.<br />
<br />
-ufo's<br />
<br />
- sea monsters. nessie turned out to be a toy sub they say but
champ and the bloop are tottaly real. shut up wikipedia is great
for research<br />
<br />
-batsquatch, as if bigfoot wasn't fuckimg awesome enough already,
now he can apperntly fly. that kooky bigfoot what will he be
getting into next? a sitcom i hope because i'd tottaly watch
it.<br />
<br />
-how much i wish this site had a spellcheck function.<br />
<br />
-how classicly raven something just was. though at other times ill
be like that wasn't very raven at all. at any rate often comparing
things to the typical behavior in which we've come to expect from
raven.<br />
<br />
-how jersey shore is the most watched show on tv and how that makes
me doubt the survival of the human race even more than the toyota
prius. also everytime somebody watches it, the terrorists win and a
fairy dies (the flying peter-pan kind not the ones that have
marches and claimed the entire color spectrum for themsleves which
i think is just a bit greedy really, though i have nothing against
them otherwise).<br />
<br />
-pie but the food not the number<br />
<br />
-choas theory, quantum physics and all the other things the cool
kids are talking about these days<br />
<br />
-how much i hate fucking priuses ( for the record a bmw m3 gets
more mpg in general plus they are about as eco friendly as a
flamethrower and a billion times less awesome.<br />
<br />
-how hard id like to punch a guy that drives a fucking prius in the
face<br />
<br />
-setting fire to the just rubish toyota fucking prius<br />
<br />
-how funny it was when in a question earlier i accidently typed
mary poopins instead of mary poppins.